Rose Spams Up Civilization 4: Beyond the Sword

[Rose Swan]

Part Three: We Kick More Ass



No, not right now.



Sora's land has been found.



Bitches better get to work on that pig farm.



Give it to the Library. I'd hate to see such knowledge go to waste for this.



Why hello there, ZED. Nice to meet you. Let's stay peaceful for now. I'll blow you up later.



I always knew I was great, and it seems I have a lot of people to find. Sora isn't even on the list. lolsorasgay



AND BITCH WE BUILT STONEHENGE HAAAIII

Technologies:
~Alphabet
~Animal Husbandry
~Polytheism
Currently working on: Fishing

[Elendra]

I definitely will, and it lasts to the fourth I think. I have a couple of days to do it.

Civ5, correct? I was debating between that one and Civ4.

Civ 5, and Gods and Kings. Because religions are surprisingly awesome.

[Rose Swan]

Part Four: Now We Introduce a New Character or Two!



My scouts encountered yet another barbarian. Said barbarian did not live to tell the tale.



A few turns later, this bitch comes in and says "HELP ME HELP ME" so I say "lolfine you can be my bitch" and let her have it. I like trading technologies anyway.



My civilians were getting pissy about there not being any growth so I pleased them and built another city. I call it CONTRAVILLE after our pagan goddess.



So after a few turns of researching and just building shit with my workers, Scribz Caesar comes in and says hi. Bitch immediately wants a trade, the whore. Like I said, I like trading technologies.



Then we have another bitch: OZY. Yes, we can be peaceful too.

More technology swapping, and then soon I get this bitch:



I LOVE BUILDING WONDERS.

Technologies:
~Mathematics
~Calendar
~Iron Working
~Bronze Working
Currently working on: Currency

[Ozymandias]

Then we have another bitch: OZY. Yes, we can be peaceful too.

How dare you imply that I'm English.

[Elendra]

Insulting!

[Rose Swan]

You just seem so Churchill like though. <3

[Ozymandias]

You just seem so Churchill like though. <3

I'm assuming you mean the voice.

[Rose Swan]

I'm assuming you mean the voice.

Totes.

[Grif of Hearts]

Civ 5, and Gods and Kings. Because religions are surprisingly awesome.

Game of the Year edition has all of the expansions, right?

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I'm assuming you mean the voice.

We will fight the Wildmen on the beaches.

And in the fields.

And in the trenches.

And on top of piles of Aegrum.

And with magical ghosts.

[Elendra]

Game of the Year edition has all of the expansions, right?

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We will fight the Wildmen on the beaches.

And in the fields.

And in the trenches.

And on top of piles of Aegrum.

And with magical ghosts.

Most of them. All but like, Korea and Gods and Kings