Dear Jorick and Ace,

[Cpt Toellner]

I have two.

[TripMyHop]

I have two.

Sophi and who else?

[Herzinth]

I have one... I think.
Unless one popped up while I was looking away.

[Sophistikit]

Sophi and who else?

I think he's moved on. We had our drunken night together.

[guster746]

I have a spam crush. and its a secret.

[Squee]

...

I find this whole thread a little sad.

[♥Cordi♥]

I have a couple legit ones. They shall remain nameless.

[Herzinth]

...

I find this whole thread a little sad.

Cheer up =D
It's not like you're dead or- oh.

[Jorick]

...

I find this whole thread a little sad.

And it's all your fault, too.

[Seravee]

Depending on what you mean by this, I have two possible responses.

1 - Yeah, because one more person having a Spam crush on me would freak me out? There are some people here who can't stop talking about my dick, I think I could handle another simple crush.

2 - I've seen some shit, man. Doesn't matter who you have a crush on, it wouldn't freak me out. You could tell me you want to fuck your coffee table and I'd probably just nod and take it for what it is.

Two fits best for the direction I was trying to take that, but I suppose one works as well. Cheers.