Hivebent,what if?

[vodka]

we examine a planet, forgotten by time.

But we will strive to remember. What was this planet's name?

>Enter name......"Turdodor Fuckball"...try again smart ass

>Enter name......"Alternia"...

That is much better. In fact, as it happens, your guess is precisely correct. What are the odds??

We examine the planet ALTERNIA. Somewhere on this planet, there is a young troll,a few young trolls,but we will look at only one for now.
This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is not the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day(it was a few days after). Though it was seven solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.

Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not yet exist.

What will the name of this young troll be?

>Enter name...Enouia nekone""just Nek,please"he says
who said you could break the 4th wall?right,just for that we(and by we i mean i)are going to move on to another troll

[Raining]

Let's Interrupt this shit!

A small female troll had just awoken from her slumber! She pops her head out of her Recuperacoon and yawns, what will her name be(e)?

>Enter Name
Moleface Fuckland

"thAt's A lIttlE... ruDE... try AgAIn, PlEAsE."

>Try Again
Apoide Straip

Ah, much better. Her name is APOIDE STRAIP, a bee lover at heart, my oh my, just take a look at her room, it is covered with posters of Alternian Bees! And to include that, she taped her much enjoyed drawings onto her walls as well. What a kind female troll she is, and because of that, she has a lot of friends.
Her Trollian Handle is, melodicBee. She tends to capitalize the letters of her name: A,P,O,I,D, and E. She also uses her blood color, lime green, as her text color.

What will she do?

>Get some clothes on girl!

Oh right! Clothes. She jumped out of her Recuperacoon and grabbed her clothes, quickly throwing them on.


>Say hello to your Lusus

Her Lusus came into Her room at the perfect time! She must be checking up on her. Apoide gave her Lusus, QUEEN BEE, a big hug. After the long embrace, her Lusus leaves.

[CorruptedShadow]

A young troll is wasting his life on video games.....my oh my is his future going to blow.

>Enter name
Weird Meat-Loving Ner-

"HeY, bRo.....I tHoUgHt We WeRe FrIeNdS mAn...."

How could one deny such love from a troll?

>Try again
Feliox Straip

Feliox Straip, a young troll who loves his "sister" Apiode with all his heart............but he's adopted. Born with Indigo blood, he should be living in royalty like an Indigo blood should, but he doesn't really give a damn about that. A true gamer and meat lover, he has walls literally filled to the brim with gaming posters and TrollInformers spread all across the floor.

>Grief that sword you got on your wall.
.....................He's got one fucked up inventory, so his sword is pretty much scrambled all over the damn place.

>Walk out of your room and say hello to your sister.
Why not? He walks out of his room, sliding down the halls

[Raining]

>Do you hear footsteps?

Oh, it must be Feliox, Apoide's non-sober brother. Nothing can come between him and his Sopor Slime. You two are the best of Moirails!


>Leave your little Respiteblock, go greet him!

Apoide exits her Respiteblock and waves at her brother.

"gOOD AftErnOOn, DEAr brOthEr."

OH GOD! HER SMILE! IT'S TOO ADORABLE! Hearts might explode if she keeps smiling! STOP IT!


>Stop Smiling

Her warm smile turns into a small grin.

[vodka]

=>bring it back to the seadweller.
that is what you do before the low bloods get together,because your just like that

you pull your self out of your Recuperacoon and cover your nudity with some clothes you find that are clean,or rather,as clean as it gets at the bottom of the sea and slide your hat on your head.you then seat your self at the desk covered in old books and one not so old computer and log on to trollian to see that not one of your "friends"(and you use that term loosely here,never having seen them past the windows on trollian) is on.But nay does that stop you from from trolling them any way,as trollian tends to make a loud noise when someone trolls you

abraxasCross started trolling melodicBee
"hay,you up yet?or is it still day on your side?you were on the other side of the world and was often up at the same time she was because you got up with the sun as opposed to the moon like every other troll on this rock.you open the time window to see her just getting clothes on,hug her Lusus,and leave the block

[Raining]

>HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR TROLLIAN

Apoide flails and apologizes to her brother, she gives him a quick hug and a pap on the cheek before she enters her Respiteblock once more, she slips into her chair and answers, just in time too! Her fingers moved quickly on her keyboard.


AC: hay,you up yet?or is it still day on your side?
MB: Oh, I'm AwAkE. I wAs lEAvIng my rEsPItEblOck tO grEEt my brOThEr, but nOw I'm bAck.


>Whoa! You okay? I didn't mean to give you a heart-attack!

Apoide nods slightly, though it was sudden, she didn't mind the viewer to alert her.

[vodka]

(the 4th wall is...not a wall now,but more a pile of paste on the floor)

AC:good,right about now is the time my side sleeps,and i didn't want to just float here for a few hours by my self you reply to you bee friend,befre remembering what you were going to ask in the first place
AC:did you hear about that new game,sgrub
AC:i know how you two like games,and thought we could play it,as it seems like you need atleast a few people just to play one game

[Raining]

(Awwwww)

AC: hay,you up yet?or is it still day on your side?
MB: Oh, I'm AwAkE. I wAs lEAvIng my rEsPItEblOck tO grEEt my brOThEr, but nOw I'm bAck.
AC: good,right about now is the time my side sleeps,and i didn't want to just float here for a few hours by my self
AC: did you hear about that new game,sgrub
AC: i know how you two like games,and thought we could play it,as it seems like you need atleast a few people just to play one game
MB: Oh! I'vE hEArD Of It!
MB: my brOthEr wOulD prObAbly EnjOY thE gAmE!
MB: I wOulD lOvE tO PlAy thE gAmE wIth yOu.

Your smile grew larger. A game? Holy cow bees! And with your brother and friend too! Oh my, this will be a interesting day indeed!

[deadpixel101]

==> Suddenly switch to the young troll in his Respiteblock!

oh dear...it seems he has fallen asleep, and out of his Recuperacoon of all things!

==> wake up already

He turns over on his side, what a lazy punk...

==> stop being boring

His eyes flutter open and he sits up, he is holding an item that most trolls do not own, a thing called a pillow, he hugs it close as if it was own life, even though there seems to be an abundance of pillows littered about his room, there where no posters on his walls but it was easy to see that the room was in bad condition, well enough about him, why not enter his name?

'lazy tot'

Try again

"Garlep Tevron"

Much better, now lets see if anyone was on their trollian at the moment, he sulked over to his computer and logged in, oh a few of his other friends where online

[Viktor Denisov]

==> Be calm, cool, and collected
oh yeah. You can handle that.

You haven't seen the inside of your 'coon in well over a day. Too many important things to do. You wheel your favorite rolly chair over to your computer desk, and check your Trollian. Nothing new. You sigh and check your list. Who's someone you haven't talked to in a while. Oh yeah. That one meat obsessed stoner.

patientLuminary has begun trolling carnivorousOlivegreenblood

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