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01-02-2013 #1
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Beatrix

I love our FB conversations. <3

/fuckvms

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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01-02-2013 #2

Herzinth

The Lop-Eared Urchin

/que christiefries

Glory Fades
95

Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.

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01-02-2013 #3

Squee

Lady of the Lake

Christie might enjoy these convos.

Depends on her nature.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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01-02-2013 #4

Jorick

Magnificent Bastard

Originally Posted by Herzinth

/que christiefries

Hah.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.

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01-03-2013 #5

Genghismike

The Khanquerer

it's very awkward to come home to.

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01-03-2013 #6

TripMyHop

The nicest spammer

Now i'm tempted to add Bea to FB.

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.

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01-03-2013 #7

Christiefries

Absit invidia.

What?

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."

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01-03-2013 #8

Antarctic Termite

Crinoid, Feather Star

Originally Posted by Squee

I love our FB conversations. <3

/fuckvms

You talk to another Spammer on Facebook?

Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft

All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.

ARE YOU A PENGUIN?

NO.

LEAVE.

Originally Posted by Discontent

I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...

Originally Posted by Codexanother

How did you... type without arms...?

Originally Posted by SkyFairwind

I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?

Originally Posted by The English

BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!

Originally Posted by xGabrielx

Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards

Originally Posted by Bela

You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Grif, it's termite you're talking to.

He doesn't think like you and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.

Originally Posted by guster746

You'll be in my heart.
- - - Updated - - -
Nevermind you're an ass.
<3

Originally Posted by Jorick

What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Elendra

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Originally Posted by KnightShade

Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.

This theory has some merit.

Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.

We could eat him alive.

Originally Posted by Lucian Heart

You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.

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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.

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You're welcome.

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01-03-2013 #9

Cpt Toellner

Shas'O

I hate having you guys on FB, contemplating just deleting it actually.

Rise!

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01-03-2013 #10

Beatrix

Huehuehue

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Now i'm tempted to add Bea to FB.

You should <3

Originally Posted by Squee

I love our FB conversations. <3

/fuckvms

As do I. A lot quicker and can say just about anything we want! <3 love you!

Done by Bela <3
Original images done by Elia

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Kaa-chan I gotta say

your signature makes everything you post some how seem more sophisticated and awesome

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

LOLOLOL!

MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!

Originally Posted by Toellner

For the love of god, get to fucking already! I can't hold my breath in the closet for very long.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Guratrix.

Originally Posted by Squee

And usually Drakel is hiding under the bed fapping.

Originally Posted by Drakel

"This bitch is crazy and horny as fuck... Thank god she has mike to rape whenever she has the need."

Originally Posted by Tempest

Bea and I were never married. In fact, we both are in a bitter rivalry for Mike's affections, having mud-wrestling matches hoping for his approval. So far, the winner is unclear.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Queen Beatrix Khan, Low-Queen of Lakewed, Duchess of Motherbury.

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