50 Shades of Cheese

[Christiefries]

It was a beautiful day, the sun was out and there was freshly fallen snow on the ground. In the middle of the town was a grocery store. Inside of this store was various foods waiting patiently to be bought, sold as slaves to owners that would inevitably eat them, or worse, throw them away left to rot in the trash for the rest of their lives. Down the refrigerated isle were deli meats, cheeses, hotdogs, and other such things.

Sasha was soy cheese. She was sitting with her brothers and sisters on a shelf, avoiding eye contact with the customers, wishing she could escape this land and live free in the wild, but she was too afraid to venture out alone and no one was brave enough to go with her. When the store was closed and all was dark and empty, the food would become animated and dance and sing, enjoying their lives while they still could.

Once the store closed, Sasha turned to her friend Dora the Smoked Turkey and forced a smile, "Hey, Dora. You want to start with some square dancing?" Dora nodded, and they began dancing.

[guster746]

Samuel, a fresh slice of gouda, awoke to a burst of sunlight through the grocery store's front windows. He stretched and yawned, stiff from a particularly long nap. As he slowly peeled open his eyes he looked around at his fellow foods. What a great day to be cheese! He thought as he slowly lowered himself off the display rack.

He could see that the swiss cheeses were all already awake, frantically running around. They were always worried about something. It probably had to do with all their holes. The provel cheeses were strutting around as usual. Those provels think they're so cool... The cheddar cheeses played some games in the corner with some various meats. They were always so jolly.

As Samuel looked around he soon noticed a piece of soy cheese dancing with some smoked turkey. Now there's a strange sight! He thought as he began to walk towards the two.

"Greetings fellow cheese! What is that dance you are doing? It is simply entrancing!" He asked in a jovial manner, laughing at the splendorous sight.

[Christiefries]

Sasha ended the dance with her friend Dora, giving a curtsy afterwards. She turned, noticing a rather attractive slice of gouda cheese, and she blushed as he spoke to her. Making her way over to him, she would smile. He seemed so happy, and it was nice. Everyone else seemed to be enjoying their life, but they also all hinted towards their sadness towards their inevitable fate.

"We were square dancing. Would you like me to show you how?" She waited for his response, but then the next song started, so she grabbed him. She didn't want to waste a moment in her short life, and surely such a happy cheese wouldn't object.

"What is your name? My name is Sasha."

[guster746]

"Samuel," He said as she swung him around. He had no clue what he was doing but he hoped the soy cheese across from him was apt enough to handle his two left feet.

"This is fantastic!" He yelled out as she swung him back and forth. Never in his short cheese life had he felt so alive. He let out a hearty laugh as he looked at the soy across him.

As the song came to a close, he fell to the ground with her, laughing the whole way down. "Well now, what shall we do next?"

[Christiefries]

Sasha fell down with him, landing on top of him rather harshly. Giving a slight "Oomf!" her head was nestled under his chin, her lips firmly against his neck. The rest of her body was held firmly against him, her lower half grinding into him as she lifted her head.

"Oh, oops," she blushed even harder than before, her cheeks taking on a darker yellow. Biting her lip, she looked deep into his eyes. "You... have the most handsome eyes." She smiled, hoping he wouldn't mind her random comment.

Slowly, she began to lift herself from him. Her lower half wiggled against his as she found her new position, rubbing suggestively as she rolled over to the side and sat there, looking at him lustfully.

"Whatever you want to do, dear," her voice spoke seductively.