Dear Jorick and Ace,

[Squee]

SPAM CRUSH

[Seravee]

I'm keeping my Spam crushes a secret.

[guster746]

I'm keeping my Spam crushes a secret.

pshh. you love me.

[Jorick]

Ohhi. <3

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I'm keeping my Spam crushes a secret.

That's no fun.

[ActRaiser]

Spam crush? What are you talking about? I love Colonel Sanders!

[Seravee]

pshh. you love me.

Oh you. :3

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That's no fun.

Don't want to freak you out too much. <3

[guster746]

Oh you. :3

[Jorick]

Don't want to freak you out too much. <3

Depending on what you mean by this, I have two possible responses.

1 - Yeah, because one more person having a Spam crush on me would freak me out? There are some people here who can't stop talking about my dick, I think I could handle another simple crush.

2 - I've seen some shit, man. Doesn't matter who you have a crush on, it wouldn't freak me out. You could tell me you want to fuck your coffee table and I'd probably just nod and take it for what it is.

[guster746]

2 - I've seen some shit, man. Doesn't matter who you have a crush on, it wouldn't freak me out. You could tell me you want to fuck your coffee table and I'd probably just nod and take it for what it is.

[Seravee]