BREAD FIGHT!!! I kind of realized late that I reached my 2,000th post... So, here's a delayed celebration! Baguette duel... *ready stance*
“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?" "The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire." "It is more blessed to give than to receive." "For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart." "Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident." "Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
No, fuck you.
Originally Posted by aMARIKanIshtar No, fuck you. You made me laugh so hard.
Add me on skype and I might sing to you. Originally Posted by Sole ANNNNNNNNNNNGST Originally Posted by Clirkus By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c; Originally Posted by Squee Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing? Originally Posted by SmexySpiral And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you. Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D: Originally Posted by vslayer Holy....female boner on the rise. Originally Posted by Taaja Hart ..... Sexy bitch. Originally Posted by Toellner Your not very pretty either. Originally Posted by CommunistZed Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she? Much, much better. Originally Posted by Catharyn Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'( Originally Posted by CommunistZed OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by The Australian And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves. -Dickus 69:42
I actually want to do this, but I love bread and feel like I'd be wasting it. ...So conflicted :C
Originally Posted by aMARIKanIshtar No, fuck you. Don't be such a wuss. Originally Posted by Sophistikit I actually want to do this, but I love bread and feel like I'd be wasting it. ...So conflicted :C We can just whack them into each other's mouths so we can both inflict pain and eat it at the same time.
Originally Posted by Christiefries We can just whack them into each other's mouths so we can both inflict pain and eat it at the same time. ...... Will you marry us?
Originally Posted by Sophistikit ...... Will you marry us? Us...? Are you having an identity crisis?
By us, she means her and the bread.
Wat Originally Posted by Codexanother Sig this now dammit, i dont come up with witty shit very often Originally Posted by Elendra's words of wisdom You know what? Sex, Clowns, and Injuries are weird things Sex is awesome. Clowns are creepy. Injuries are a bummer. Sex while injured is horrible. Sex with clowns is scary Injured clowns are hilarious But sex with an injured clown... is just confusing. ... Wait why the hell did I type this?
Originally Posted by Scribz By us, she means her and the bread. If so, then definitely yes.
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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET? ALERT THE POPE. Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here. Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies. Originally Posted by SmexySpiral My inner gay is awakening. Originally Posted by Azarthes Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy. There you go Adventure time Originally Posted by SmexySpiral "I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?" Originally Posted by SmexySpiral I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway. Originally Posted by KnightShade 6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo. Originally Posted by AwsonRew The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine. Originally Posted by Kill Bones I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much Originally Posted by SmexySpiral I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard. EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass. Originally Posted by Hank It's not Fonz-cool to call people huge nerds, you arrogant cunt. Originally Posted by OverlordRoo Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting? If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~ Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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