Good chap. I used one once too and spent a few minutes wondering 'Where the fuck is the tower?' Then it was explained to me that the entire thing is kept inside that ugly bastard of a monitor. And it was also a complete nightmare to even open a web browser. Never again.
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"