There, I changed it to the most distracting ugly signature I had in my folder on short notice.
I kinda like it. Its elegant.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.
Originally Posted by Butter
Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Cactinth is now a thing.
Originally Posted by TP
You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.
Originally Posted by Asuras
Threadmon the television series.
Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.
Originally Posted by Christiefries
I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.
Originally Posted by Foxes
I like Herzinth.
Originally Posted by Elendra
You are awesome
Originally Posted by Bela
You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.
Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes
Herz is my new favorite.
Originally Posted by Whetfeather
XD love you, Herz.
Originally Posted by Kangaroo
You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.
Or she could get really drunk.
Originally Posted by Christiefries
I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
People think Herzi's a woman?
...
...
...
...:D
Originally Posted by Jorick
People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
I totally thought you were a girl too.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
You know I'm a guy, silly goose.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
I did not expect this.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.
The name rings a bell. I think I RPed with her once.
WOTM #25 Voting Threads are up! Come vote for your favorites in the Casual and Advanced Voting Threads!!
A highly successful roleplay thread of mine that I have made into a fanfiction! It's about a bunch of anime characters coming to life in the real world, and a group of those characters are then found by a trio of otaku girls! And while they're trying to figure out how their fictional little friends got there in the first place, a mysterious group emerges called Operation Anime, whose goal is to wipe out all the characters that exist in the real world!
Also be sure to check out the manga based on the fic by OverlordRoo! Link to it here on SmackJeeves.
Originally Posted by Metal Zeta
You are both a bad person and a wonderful person at the same time
Originally Posted by Tatoba
I hearby declare you Kaga 'M. Ine, Mayor of Glitch City.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
You, my dear madame, are made of awesome.
Originally Posted by Ghost 97
I'm just gonna say it: I love you. In every single way, plus a few new ways I just invented.
Originally Posted by Captain Ivan
You never get enough of those quotes, huh. It's like some sort of Kagapedia.
Originally Posted by Tatoba
Kaga is like some sort of wizard. A wizard with a post seeing third eye.
Originally Posted by Tatoba
It's not as though Kagaga has any future plans to take over RPG, and maybe eventually the world.
Originally Posted by OverlordRoo
Glitches are Kaga's porn. She's got, like, glitchophillia, I swear.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Huh, a 15 year old that runs WotM and has a far superior grasp of the English language then me.
I feel like a waste of flesh.
Originally Posted by Aragorn
It is not enough to be Fonz cool. You have to be Kags cool.
Originally Posted by OverlordRoo
The Kagarmy increases...
Originally Posted by OverlordRoo
And another point for Kaga for being completely fucking right.
:I Seriously man, you gotta stop being right all the time and give the rest of us a chance...
Originally Posted by Tatoba
That's right, my moirail is a singing program.
Or she was... until the glitch happened.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
It is a power grab. Kagami wants to take over RpG with Brovo so that the managers can rule side by side with Brovo crushing the opposition. Then they will make love and live happily ever after.
Originally Posted by Rainaa
I liked Kagamine before it was cool.
Originally Posted by DarkGrey
Plus, why would I not fear you? You're like that kid in the class that nobody screws with because his brother's in a street gang. What I'm saying is that you have connections.
Originally Posted by MistressRainbow
Sorry I got Lost in Kagamine's Endless Quotes Tab! There's so many that I swear it's like a Nebula imploded and Out popped a Little Book filled with Kagamine-isms O_O It's quite a Pandora's Box kind of Deal... No! It's Kagamine Box ._. *Locks self in Safety closet*
Originally Posted by OverlordRoo
She's a super strong glitch on a god pony who can see all and is immune to the mystery of cinnamon toast crunch.
Not even Goldi's godmodding can save us now...
Originally Posted by OverlordRoo
KAGA IS THE ICEBERG OF OUR UNIVERSE, MAN.
AND WE'RE ALL LEONARDOO DICAPRIO, CLINGING ONTO BITS OF THE WRECKAGE FOR DEAR LIFE.
BUT WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT MAN. YOU CAN'T PAP AN ICEBERG.
I actually considered stealing that to use as my own sig, but that would conflict greatly with douchebear and I'm kind of attached to it right now.
Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
You loveable asshole, you.
You are blunt, and to the point.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D
Originally Posted by Myyt
Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.
Originally Posted by Esper
Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.
Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick
I had dibs first.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Put it this way.
If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.
Without a fight.
Why?
Because it's me and Jorick.
We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.
Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.
Originally Posted by overwatch
When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex
He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes
Originally Posted by Azarthes
The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.
It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.
Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness
You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.
Originally Posted by Hank
Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.