Paradise

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Paradise

"Welcome to Paradise. The only place that could have everything you possibly ever wanted. Friendship, one night stands, and love awaits."

[A note next to where you wake up says 'Don't dare try to leave or you will be killed. Map is on the wall. Enjoy your stay.]


That's the basic concept, I'll leave it as open as you wish.
And, it'll be quite R-rated..so have lots and lots of fun.

So explore deeply as possible into the world known as Paradise...as deep as you desires. :owenswink:

All credit for this Roleplay goes to LithiumSacrifice.

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Characters: Nothing special, keep them normal people, no special powers, no odd shit...I guess you just have to keep it within reason.

Name: Joey Lambert

Age: 24

Appearance: Hooray for Pictures!

Background: Joey was born into a poor family that struggled to live, growing up - a lot of the time on the street - he grew to a life of petty crime and lived mostly with gang members or other well adapted thugs. Despite this, he was never a bad kid but developed a tough streak and a bad attitude to anyone who wants to bring him down.
He got ample schooling and isn't stupid, but never really shows a significant sign of smarts.

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Name: Ranma Saotome
Age: 18
Appearance: http://www.skate.org/charlotte/ranma-male1.jpg
Background: Ranma was brought up in a martial arts dojo and is a master of Saotome anything goes martial arts. He is tough and reckless but also has a gentler more feminen side. He can generally take a lot but once you get him wild watch out.

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"What, where am I" Ranma asked as he woke up and looked around he saw a note saying 'Don't dare try to leave or you will be killed. Map is on the wall. Enjoy your stay'
Ranma decided best to follow what the note said and decided to go and check the map out. Walking over and examining the map he found the Lunch room and decided he'd go there, well if he couldn't leave he may as well get something to eat.

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"What the fuck?" Were the first three words to come out of Joey's mouth as he woke up.
He was lying in a nice bed, in a good looking room...and it was quiet, no gunshots, no cussing...nothing.
Joey tentatively got up and walked out.
The streets were bustling with an assortment of upper-class looking people.

Joey wanted answers and fast.
He ran off into an alley way and waited.
As soon as a man walked by close enough, Joey roughly pulled him in.
He slammed him into the wall roughly and kneed him in the gut.
"Where the fuck am I!"
"You...you're...you're in...Pa...paradise."
"Yeah...what the fuck are you talking about," Joey yelled, delivering a hard punch to the guys jaw.
Suddenly, before any other words or blows could be exchanged, Joey fell to his knees and keeled over, a terrible pain rang out in his neck.
A faint, but audible voice was in his mind.
"Violence detected...commencing 6 hour detainment period."
Joey couldn't fight it, he passed out and slumped to the ground.

6 hours later, he awoke.
He checked one of the maps that lined every single wall.
"Lunch room...I'm fucking starving...lunch sounds good."

Joey arrived soon after and approached the counter.
"What'll it be?"
"I don't care, as long as it's crunchy and dripping in oil."
"Alright then...crazy." The counter worker tacked on the "crazy" part under his breath.

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Ranma walked in and saw the guy ordering some food he walked up and ordered a bowl of rice and sushi then looked at the guy and said "Do you know where we are?" Keeping his voice calm and level as he normally did. He smiled at how quick the service was as he got his rice and Sushi almost immediately and stood around waiting for the other guy to get his food. He noticed the walls were made out of what looked like solid gold and wondered why no one had ever tried to steal some of it before. He wasn't the sort to want to steal but he would have to get out and do some training after he had something t eat if he had any hope of keeping in shape at all.

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"You think I've got any fucking idea of where we are? I woke up twice within 6 goddamn hours..I have no answers...everything looks fucking perfect."
Joey took a deep breath.
"I'm sorry...I'm just a little confused right now. In short, I have no fucking clue but I'd like to find out."
At that moment Joey received a plate full of deep fried chicken and chips.
"Swimming in oil," the counter worker commented.
"Thanks."

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Ranma smiled and turned and sat at one of the nearest tables. "You woke up twice you say?" Ranma said looking at him incredulously. "Your right this place does look perfect I mean look at the walls they look like solid gold." while he indicated to a seat across from him. He grabbed up a pair of chopsticks and began eating his sushi, The best sushi he had ever tasted.

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"Yeah...turns out, you're not allowed to hit people," Joey paused to take a large greasy chunk from his food, "I learnt that the hard way," He said with his mouth full.
Joey lacked a lot of manners.
"This place...puts you to sleep, 6 hours, any violence, then BAM! You're out like a fucking light. It's insane...hurts."

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"Maybe we should find out if somebody has a rule book." Ranma suggested as he took another bite from his sushi compared to Joey, Ranma looked as graceful as a swan eating his sushi. "I'd love to get some competitions going for martial arts as I'm not aloud to leave this place I've got to have something to do." He said as he studied the table top and noticed it was pure diamond. "Holy Fuck!!! Look at the damn table top." he said as he lent closer to examine it. "What ya think'll happen if I relieve them of a few pieces of furniture before I leave." He said lowering his voice so that only Joey could hear him.

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"Let's find out." Joey said with a shrug as he grabbed his and Ranma's napkins and placed them under his elbow.
Driving it down hard, his elbow bounced off.
"Ow! Shit! The napkins do nothing!"
The whole place had turned to look at him.
Joey sat down, feeling very embarrassed. People began going back to their business.
"I guess they thought of everything, huh."