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01-03-2013 #1
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Guster-

You seriously need new gifs.

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Originally Posted by Card VII

Please.

I exhale fifty times the normal amount of CO2, constantly vomit atomic waste into every natural water source I can find, and go farm raiding every Friday night where I char every single animal beyond recognition, and collect the ashes and ship it as pepper all over the world to be put on people's salads.

Originally Posted by Jorick

That makes for a horrifying yet arousing mental image. You may just have a shot after all.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Episode 1 of "Weird and oddly racist/inappropriate things people say."

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

I like you.

Originally Posted by Toellner

I fucking hate you,

you are the cancer that destroyed this site.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I love you more and more.

None of my past girlfriends knew how to cook to save their life.

By that I mean if they were on their own with a full-working stove, skillet and box of hamburger helper, they'd starve to death.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Dysco, I have always been a supportive lover, emotionally and physically. And by physically I mean if you skin your knee or something I'll, like, carry you or something. I don't know. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

xDyScOrDiAx

You wield the ability to manipulate the ever so shecksy, and mystical force of "Dat Ass". Its origins are a mystery, but most will agree it has been present seen the dawn of time, its considered one of the sexiest forces in the universe.

Usage:

Men all around you will fall to your feet and utter the phrase "Dat Ass"

You can absorb other "Dat Ass" energy, to increase your own "Dat Ass"

Gives you immortality, eternal youth, and eternal sex appeal

Once mastered, you can even woo gods, to give you free stuff and shit

Your ass will look mighty fine...like nothin ever seen before

Limitations:

Men of Homosexuality, are immune to your "Dat Ass"

Weakness:

Mastering this power can take time and alot of focus. One must be truly devoted to uncover its secrets.

Originally Posted by Foxes

The scars of your love they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL

Originally Posted by Bela

xD No they were talking about similarities between the real Hunger Games arena (with the exception of the 74th/75th) and her vagina.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Every time you post.

I think I fall a little more in love with you.

And then my heart breaks a little bit.
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01-03-2013 #2
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Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-03-2013 #3
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Originally Posted by guster746

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Originally Posted by Card VII

Please.

I exhale fifty times the normal amount of CO2, constantly vomit atomic waste into every natural water source I can find, and go farm raiding every Friday night where I char every single animal beyond recognition, and collect the ashes and ship it as pepper all over the world to be put on people's salads.

Originally Posted by Jorick

That makes for a horrifying yet arousing mental image. You may just have a shot after all.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Episode 1 of "Weird and oddly racist/inappropriate things people say."

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

I like you.

Originally Posted by Toellner

I fucking hate you,

you are the cancer that destroyed this site.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I love you more and more.

None of my past girlfriends knew how to cook to save their life.

By that I mean if they were on their own with a full-working stove, skillet and box of hamburger helper, they'd starve to death.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Dysco, I have always been a supportive lover, emotionally and physically. And by physically I mean if you skin your knee or something I'll, like, carry you or something. I don't know. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

xDyScOrDiAx

You wield the ability to manipulate the ever so shecksy, and mystical force of "Dat Ass". Its origins are a mystery, but most will agree it has been present seen the dawn of time, its considered one of the sexiest forces in the universe.

Usage:

Men all around you will fall to your feet and utter the phrase "Dat Ass"

You can absorb other "Dat Ass" energy, to increase your own "Dat Ass"

Gives you immortality, eternal youth, and eternal sex appeal

Once mastered, you can even woo gods, to give you free stuff and shit

Your ass will look mighty fine...like nothin ever seen before

Limitations:

Men of Homosexuality, are immune to your "Dat Ass"

Weakness:

Mastering this power can take time and alot of focus. One must be truly devoted to uncover its secrets.

Originally Posted by Foxes

The scars of your love they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL

Originally Posted by Bela

xD No they were talking about similarities between the real Hunger Games arena (with the exception of the 74th/75th) and her vagina.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Every time you post.

I think I fall a little more in love with you.

And then my heart breaks a little bit.
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01-03-2013 #4
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Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-03-2013 #5
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Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

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Originally Posted by TP

AVPM. <3

- Omne ignotum pro magnifico -

The Sketchbook || 221B Baker Street || The Irregulars || The Science of Deduction
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Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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Originally Posted by TP

... There seems to be a theme to your gifs.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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