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  1. 01-04-2013 #1
    Foxes
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    My Mom

    "I noticed you're putting on weight again."

    "And what does that mean, mom, we can't fuck anymore?"

    I mean, what's her motivation?
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    Lawlllll, personally I think you would be hawt either way. Unf dem boobs
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    Do you kiss your mother with that m-

    I mean... Um...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxes View Post
    "I noticed you're putting on weight again."

    "And what does that mean, mom, we can't fuck anymore?"

    I mean, what's her motivation?
    If it helps you feel any better, my mom has calculated my bmi at least twice in the last two months. She has also flat out said "I think you wish you had an eating disorder."

    Gee, thanks for that, mom...
    It Demands Respect From You, And So You Follow It.



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    I get the same thing from my dad. "Do your jeans still fit?" OH I DON'T KNOW, DAD, trying to get in them or something?


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  7. 01-04-2013 #7
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    Hmm...
    I'm perfectly content with my just-so-underweightedness.

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