Since we're all sharing our problems

[Elendra]

I kinda have to pee, but not really, and I don't want to get up from the computer

and the microwave just went off meaning if I don't get up it'll keep beeping to remind me that food is in it for me and it'll only get colder the more I wait

[Taaja Hart]

I wish I had problems as big as yours.

[Butter]

I have a solution. Call the following number: (801) 852-8872. Then pay an escort to come to your house, get your food. You can then proceed to use her as a toilet, or have her bring you a cup, and then have her dispose of it.

[Elendra]

I have a solution. Call the following number: (801) 852-8872. Then pay an escort to come to your house, get your food. You can then proceed to use her as a toilet, or have her bring you a cup, and then have her dispose of it.

Why don't more people love you?

[Butter]

Why don't more people love you?

Because I'm a general annoyance. Not so much as Natsume, but enough.

[Elendra]

People I'm a general annoyance. Not so much as Natsume, but enough.

People I'm indeed.

[Card VII]

I have a deviantART account that I made this week and no one's looked at the little writing I have so far of my consistent universe.

[Butter]

People I'm indeed.

I fixed it before you even posted.

[Elendra]

I fixed it because you even posted.

You fixed it because I even posted indeed.

[Butter]

You fixed it because I even posted indeed.

..
Fuck.
Everything.
I got an hour of sleep.
Leave me alone.