sometimes I want to be a rapper

[Foxes]

but rapping is about expressing your emotional reactions to the trials and tribulations of your life but my biggest problem right now is that the hotel televisions reset to the menu every time I turn it off like why can't I just watch the channel I was already on you know

[Card VII]

That's deep shit, man.

Maybe down a few more and it'll come to you.

[Foxes]

yeah and like all the neopets items are really expensive and like I know how good Mad Men is but I can't seem to engross myself in the deeply personal character driven drama of the story and basically it's just a problem

[Elendra]

Foxes, you should release your first album, called "First World Problems"

[Hellis]

Become a nerdcore rapper. Rap about loosing the saves for Total War: Isengard

[Foxes]

i think i want to diversify to include that one time when I was eight that my mom didn't let me feed my tamagotchi before i went to bed and it starved to death

[Hellis]

You've lived the hardest life

[Ommanipadmehum]

I wouldn't be surprised if you hit platinum.

[Kyuki]

6/10 would listen.

[Hank]

You're so easily influenced, Foxes. All it takes is Tumblr doing it (and a few people here) and you're already typing without any punctuation in the same sardonic style.