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    The .GIF Hunter Clirkus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elendra View Post
    I kinda have to pee, but not really, and I don't want to get up from the computer

    and the microwave just went off meaning if I don't get up it'll keep beeping to remind me that food is in it for me and it'll only get colder the more I wait
    Story of my life, but less interesting.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    Story of my life, but less interesting.
    Feel free to use my solution. It should solve any problem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Butter View Post
    ..
    Fuck.
    Everything.
    I got an hour of sleep.
    Leave me alone.
    No you

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    The .GIF Hunter Clirkus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butter View Post
    Feel free to use my solution. It should solve any problem.
    But that would be boring. I'd rather wait till the problem is a giant monster and then attack it with a heavy sword screaming a warcry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    But that would be boring. I'd rather wait till the problem is a giant monster and then attack it with a heavy sword screaming a warcry.
    ...Or you could hire an escort to attack it for you.


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    And I will whisper, "No." Card VII's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butter View Post
    ...Or you could hire an escort to attack it for you.
    I don't know where you get off, but it ain't on this exit, sister.

    Back in my day, we procrastinated. We put off our problems instead of taking the easy way out and "solving" them. I remember a time where we had computers, computer phones, computer eyeballs, coffee that we could inject into our computer eyeballs, and computer wheelchairs so we didn't have to walk. We had to find creative solutions to EVADE them. Problems were a challenge, a challenge of will, to see how long we could go without pussing out and dealing with them. Now look at us, a proud people who hardly have to walk anywhere to do anything because we can EVADE our problems.

    I don't know what exit you're get off on, telling us to do things about stuff.

    I haven't had to drive anywhere in years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Card VII View Post
    I haven't had to drive anywhere in years.
    Well duh, you have escorts to drive places for you.


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    And I will whisper, "No." Card VII's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butter View Post


    Well duh, you have escorts to drive places for you.
    Nope, because I ordered a ton of yardsticks from a teacher's website, walked across the street and stole an old lady's plastic grabber arm, and boom. I can reach anywhere I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Card VII View Post
    Nope, because I ordered a ton of yardsticks from a teacher's website, walked across the street and stole an old lady's plastic grabber arm, and boom. I can reach anywhere I want.
    Oh, okay. That's alternate solution #2 as compared to escorts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Butter View Post
    Oh, okay. That's alternate solution #2 as compared to escorts.
    That's right, missy. I take the hard and lazy way out.

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