Hey Guru

[Sherlock Holmes]

Am I the only one who had no trouble just grabbing the slider and scrolling down in like a second?

/effort

[Sophistikit]

Seriously?

That's an absolute bullshit reason to ban anyone.

It's even funnier because Guru loves beating the dead horse that is glitterbomb

Which fucking originated as exactly what Butter did, albeit more fabulous

Don't be this stupid. Let me walk everyone through it, for those who are too dense to follow the arrows on the floor. You all know that spamming so much that the page gets stretched all to Hell is not okay. For one thing it's annoying, for another it gets a fuck ton of reports and those reports waste moderator time, which is also not okay. It's not their job to try and keep threads tidy because people can't just be sensible.

"But Sophi, they were trying to kill the thread"

Don't care, report it, be more clever about it or don't post at all. Not being involved is an amazingly efficient option for not having to tolerate absurd threads.

Am I the only one who had no trouble just grabbing the slider and scrolling down in like a second?

You're new and clearly not getting it. Think of spam as being full of a bunch of crying children who don't want to go to bed and instead throw their toys around everywhere. You can either take the toys away and lock them in their crib til they pass out, or you can just keep kindly picking up their toys as they're whipped at your head and stand there smiling serenely.

I don't know about you but I choose the option that gets results.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Don't be this stupid. Let me walk everyone through it, for those who are too dense to follow the arrows on the floor.

For some reason this cracked me up and almost made water come out my nose. Thank you. No, really.

[Aragorn]

Don't be this stupid. Let me walk everyone through it, for those who are too dense to follow the arrows on the floor. You all know that spamming so much that the page gets stretched all to Hell is not okay. For one thing it's annoying, for another it gets a fuck ton of reports and those reports waste moderator time, which is also not okay. It's not their job to try and keep threads tidy because people can't just be sensible.

"But Sophi, they were trying to kill the thread"

Don't care, report it, be more clever about it or don't post at all. Not being involved is an amazingly efficient option for not having to tolerate absurd threads.



You're new and clearly not getting it. Think of spam as being full of a bunch of crying children who don't want to go to bed and instead throw their toys around everywhere. You can either take the toys away and lock them in their crib til they pass out, or you can just keep kindly picking up their toys as they're whipped at your head and stand there smiling serenely.

I don't know about you but I choose the option that gets results.

[Jorick]

For some reason this cracked me up and almost made water come out my nose. Thank you. No, really.

[2]

Except instead of water out of my nose it made my lung hurt. That's partly due to a medical thing, but still.

[NatsumeHack]

looks like a para-spite.

[TripMyHop]

I needed a smoke after I read it.

[Aragorn]

Don't be this stupid. Let me walk everyone through it, for those who are too dense to follow the arrows on the floor. You all know that spamming so much that the page gets stretched all to Hell is not okay. For one thing it's annoying, for another it gets a fuck ton of reports and those reports waste moderator time, which is also not okay. It's not their job to try and keep threads tidy because people can't just be sensible.

"But Sophi, they were trying to kill the thread"

Don't care, report it, be more clever about it or don't post at all. Not being involved is an amazingly efficient option for not having to tolerate absurd threads.



You're new and clearly not getting it. Think of spam as being full of a bunch of crying children who don't want to go to bed and instead throw their toys around everywhere. You can either take the toys away and lock them in their crib til they pass out, or you can just keep kindly picking up their toys as they're whipped at your head and stand there smiling serenely.

I don't know about you but I choose the option that gets results.

Sophi, you have made it into my signature.

[Azarthes]

I'm going to call Sophi's post for no significant reason.

[Esper]

Don't be this stupid. Let me walk everyone through it, for those who are too dense to follow the arrows on the floor. You all know that spamming so much that the page gets stretched all to Hell is not okay. For one thing it's annoying, for another it gets a fuck ton of reports and those reports waste moderator time, which is also not okay. It's not their job to try and keep threads tidy because people can't just be sensible.

"But Sophi, they were trying to kill the thread"

Don't care, report it, be more clever about it or don't post at all. Not being involved is an amazingly efficient option for not having to tolerate absurd threads.



You're new and clearly not getting it. Think of spam as being full of a bunch of crying children who don't want to go to bed and instead throw their toys around everywhere. You can either take the toys away and lock them in their crib til they pass out, or you can just keep kindly picking up their toys as they're whipped at your head and stand there smiling serenely.

I don't know about you but I choose the option that gets results.

Laying down the brutally efficient words once again. So many <3333333 for you