Reply With QuoteLast time I heard you were a woman
I guess I'm being lied to
I am?... Huh, figured I would have remembered something like that.Originally Posted by Azarthes
[CENTER]I will show you fear in a handful of dust
The Legend of Renalta
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity."
- W. B. Yeats
Last time I heard you were a woman
I guess I'm being lied to
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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I'm pretty sure I'm a woman. I think. I forget sometimes. See, I'm not constantly rummaging around my pants to make sure.
[CENTER]I will show you fear in a handful of dust
The Legend of Renalta
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity."
- W. B. Yeats
I am
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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I am, even during job interviews, I love the way I feel in my hand.
thread successfully derailed to fondling yourself.
Carry on.
[CENTER]I will show you fear in a handful of dust
The Legend of Renalta
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity."
- W. B. Yeats
So I came up with this new way to play with your junk.
I call it 'The stranger'.
Let me explain- When you go ahead and begin watching pornography stick your hand in a bowl of ice. After a while, when you want to get down to spanking the monkey, take the hand out of the ice. The experience is as if someone that isn't you is playing your penis.
This visual queue should be lolwut?
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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lmao. Is that like when people purposely cut of circulation long enough to make their hand go numb?
[CENTER]I will show you fear in a handful of dust
The Legend of Renalta
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity."
- W. B. Yeats
yes
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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Darthwarman Rage Quit 2: Electric Boogaloo
I JUST SAW THIS NOW. I love all of you.
ALSO: HI! I'm Jayne. Ask me anything!
It Demands Respect From You, And So You Follow It.
I'm Not Waiting.
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