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01-10-2013 #1
Ezri Thoth II

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Open Friendship

This may sound strange. But, if anyone is looking for a friend. I will accept anyone that sends me a friendship request.
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01-10-2013 #2
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N'awh, sure i'll be friends with you!

I don't bite...I nibble.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥

Originally Posted by The English

You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.

I wish for a spoon.

Originally Posted by Jorick

First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.

Originally Posted by VagrantRomani

Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...

Originally Posted by Hale

Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Hmmm... Whats the catch?

I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.

Originally Posted by OlNoSoul

Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.

Good work.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

I just ate my mouth.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.

Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.

Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.

Originally Posted by Scribz

Guys.
This site is amazing.

I just ordered 5 girlfriends.

Chea.

Originally Posted by Genghismike

Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD

Originally Posted by Whiskey

Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

Life is full of surprises.

Some are pleasant.

Some are anal.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Guys.

This is Foster we are talking about.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

But Esper, do you have any idea how smoothly 8 gigs of RAM is going to be able to render Master Chief t-bagging dead Covenant in Halo 7? So smooth you'll be able to detect even the most subtle variations in each thrust of chrome junk toward alien mouth.
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