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  1. 01-05-2013 #1
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    hi im new

    and i like goodness and love and cheerfulness and asking random questions.

    i heard someone named "jorick" was good with that kind of thing




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    OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

    Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

    Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD


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    I'm going to fucking kill you and wear your liver as a skull cap.

    Quit while you're behind, new kid.
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    Hello noob, I think you'll really like Jorick. He's always been there for me when I needed it most, and he is defiantly the nicest guy in all of Spam.

    and a good kisser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

    Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

    Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD
    I don't care if it was done purely for sarcastic reasons, someone should sig this to preserve it as proof that it happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ View Post
    I'm going to fucking kill you and wear your liver as a skull cap.
    ur not jorick ur just rude




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    Quote Originally Posted by TripMyHop View Post
    and i like goodness and love and cheerfulness and asking random questions.

    i heard someone named "jorick" was good with that kind of thing
    You should never start a sentence with and, and why isn't it capitalized. Obviously you don't capitalize personal pronouns such as "i" because you are a worthless human being and don't deserve to be viewed with any sort of distinction. Thank you and fuck off.
    if you have read amory wars feel obligated to PM me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripMyHop View Post
    ur not jorick ur just rude
    I'm going to rip your urethra out and impregnate a woman with your sperm, then raise those children when they are born, then kill them as adults after telling them I'm not their father.

    Quit while you're behind, new kid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mephistopheles to the Lord-Faust, Goethe
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    to be more animal than any animal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ View Post
    I'm going to fucking kill you and wear your liver as a skull cap.
    Hey, don't be rude to new people!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Christiefries View Post
    Hello noob, I think you'll really like Jorick. He's always been there for me when I needed it most, and he is defiantly the nicest guy in all of Spam.

    and a good kisser
    Awww, thanks! <333 xD

    Quote Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes View Post
    I don't care if it was done purely for sarcastic reasons, someone should sig this to preserve it as proof that it happened.
    Like I would edit my post to hide it. I don't care.


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