Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥
Originally Posted by The English
You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.
I wish for a spoon.
Originally Posted by Jorick
First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.
Originally Posted by VagrantRomani
Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...
Originally Posted by Hale
Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?
Originally Posted by Gryphon
Hmmm... Whats the catch?
I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.
Originally Posted by OlNoSoul
Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.
Good work.
Originally Posted by AwsonRew
I just ate my mouth.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.
Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.
Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.
Originally Posted by Scribz
Guys.
This site is amazing.
I just ordered 5 girlfriends.
Chea.
Originally Posted by Genghismike
Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD
Originally Posted by Whiskey
Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.
Originally Posted by Taaja Hart
Life is full of surprises.
Some are pleasant.
Some are anal.
Originally Posted by The Australian
Guys.
This is Foster we are talking about.
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
But Esper, do you have any idea how smoothly 8 gigs of RAM is going to be able to render Master Chief t-bagging dead Covenant in Halo 7? So smooth you'll be able to detect even the most subtle variations in each thrust of chrome junk toward alien mouth.
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.