Ahhh are you saying I'd do what you'd do if you were me because if I were me, which I think I am, when I get butt hurt I start swearing.
I'm not you. I'm motherfucking Guster.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
Whatever your reasoning is, old Spam ate them because they were all idiots.
Just look at Kapuchappu over here, thinking that trying to match wits with TP will get her/it in, when in all honesty TP has no wits to match.
Yup, fair enough.
That is rather amusing. It's like trying to prove yourself as a world class athlete by winning a race against a Special Olympics participant.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Y U NAME URSERF A KIND OF COFFEE DEN?
I just notices your signature. I love you.
Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it. WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
You loveable asshole, you.
You are blunt, and to the point.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D
Originally Posted by Myyt
Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.
Originally Posted by Esper
Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.
Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick
I had dibs first.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Put it this way.
If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.
Without a fight.
Why?
Because it's me and Jorick.
We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.
Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.
Originally Posted by overwatch
When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex
He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes
Originally Posted by Azarthes
The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.
It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.
Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness
You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.
Originally Posted by Hank
Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
Omigosh XD read this whole thing and I'm laughing my head off. You're all ridiculous!
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Torment wins the internet.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
TP is going to go apeshit.
)
Originally Posted by Grifspark
TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Originally Posted by Sora
I love you forever.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
FUCKING [2]
Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!
They love me. ?
Originally Posted by Draigh
Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Well... Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.
Bwhahaha
Originally Posted by thatmaskedman
a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?
Originally Posted by Draigh
I shall call it... TheHairlessItalianBearPig
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
New custom user title, because of lulz level.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.
On Grif and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?
I'm a bit jelly.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.
Originally Posted by Whowho
Torment I love you so very much.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.
It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.
>______________
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*
Originally Posted by ActRaiser
You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.
On who should be handed a Perma.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.
Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix
TP... ily now.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!
TP!! <333
I haz mizzed yu loots!
Originally Posted by Kyuki
Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
TP.
We are ooooooone.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.