I have to post in this thread because it's hip and happening and I can't have not posted in it, that would just be uncool. So here.
I thought you hated the mainstream.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
I like how TP and Foster are managing to keep their womanly woes all through this conversation.
It's really a testament of how blue their balls are.
18 years old. Never had sex. Only a hand for things.
What do you expect? Plus, him and I can have a conversation whenever we want.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Torment wins the internet.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
TP is going to go apeshit.
)
Originally Posted by Grifspark
TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Originally Posted by Sora
I love you forever.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
FUCKING [2]
Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!
They love me. ?
Originally Posted by Draigh
Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Well... Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.
Bwhahaha
Originally Posted by thatmaskedman
a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?
Originally Posted by Draigh
I shall call it... TheHairlessItalianBearPig
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
New custom user title, because of lulz level.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.
On Grif and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?
I'm a bit jelly.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.
Originally Posted by Whowho
Torment I love you so very much.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.
It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.
>______________
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*
Originally Posted by ActRaiser
You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.
On who should be handed a Perma.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.
Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix
TP... ily now.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!
TP!! <333
I haz mizzed yu loots!
Originally Posted by Kyuki
Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
TP.
We are ooooooone.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot
18 years old. Never had sex. Only a hand for things.
What do you expect? Plus, him and I can have a conversation whenever we want.
I already told TP I would get him laid.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
TP is going to go apeshit.
)
Originally Posted by Grifspark
TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Originally Posted by Sora
I love you forever.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
FUCKING [2]
Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!
They love me. ?
Originally Posted by Draigh
Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Well... Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.
Bwhahaha
Originally Posted by thatmaskedman
a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?
Originally Posted by Draigh
I shall call it... TheHairlessItalianBearPig
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
New custom user title, because of lulz level.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.
On Grif and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?
I'm a bit jelly.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.
Originally Posted by Whowho
Torment I love you so very much.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.
It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.
>______________
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*
Originally Posted by ActRaiser
You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.
On who should be handed a Perma.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.
Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix
TP... ily now.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!
TP!! <333
I haz mizzed yu loots!
Originally Posted by Kyuki
Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
TP.
We are ooooooone.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot