Warhammer 40K

[Specter189]

I would be interested, as a Wh40k Khornate Lord, i'm rather amused watching people discuss this wonderful hobby, and the idea of death-watch seems a good one, so count me in as my own personal chapters, Skull-Takers

I've seen the Skull Takers before,

and I believe I'll be an Angry Marine xD

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Uh, yeah bro

The Skull Takers are a Chaos Space Marine Warband, as seen here

[Mattmanganon]

I hate ALL of the Tau

Tau are pretty good, my brother collects Tau. When i get some Orks, i plan on equipping my Warboss with some Tau weapons, it makes sense as Orks use whatever they can steal.

[Specter189]

Not, according to my friend, when you use the Angry Marines against them

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I love this:

Rowboat Girlyman, Primarch of the Ultramarines Smurfs and All Around Failure

Points: 11

Composition: Unique

WS2 BS2 S4 T4 W3 I2 A2 Ld7 Sv2+/4+

Wargear:
Artificer Armor
Master-Crafted Relic Blade
Bolt Pistol
Iron Halo

Special Rules:
Idiot
Arrogant
Inferior Tactician

Idiot: Rowboat Girlyman is an idiot, who can't even show up to Terra on time, despite claiming to be logistical genius. An army that contains Girlyman cannot seize the initiative. Further, any player going against an army that contains him will seize the initiative on a 5+.

Arrogant: Girlyman thinks he's some sort of brilliant leader, even when he's getting his own men killed. All models in Girlyman's army lose the Combat Tactics special rule. Furthermore, Girlyman and whatever squad he's attached to have the Rage USR.

Inferior Tactician: Girlyman could never compare to Alpharius in terms of leadership ability, tactical awareness, or even sense of style. The Ultramarines look like a bunch of scared, confused children whenever they go up against the Alpha Legion's strategic mastery. Any Space Marine army with Girlyman in it loses And They Shall Know No Fear, and has every model's Leadership reduced by 1 whenever they go up against the Alpha Legion. Also, every model in the Alpha Legion has rending.

[Mattmanganon]

Not, according to my friend, when you use the Angry Marines against them

I've seen games where Broadsides managed to rip a whole battalion of Space Marines apart. Broadsides have ridiculous range, around 72 inches (6 foot) and whereas Space Marines have a Weapons Range of about 6 inches (half a foot.) So by the time the Space Marines got within Weapons range, there were so few of them left, that they were torn apart by a squad of Fire Warriors in one attack.

[Specter189]

I've seen games where Broadsides managed to rip a whole battalion of Space Marines apart. Broadsides have ridiculous range, around 72 inches (6 foot) and whereas Space Marines have a Weapons Range of about 6 inches (half a foot.) So by the time the Space Marines got within Weapons range, there were so few of them left, that they were torn apart by a squad of Fire Warriors in one attack.

Heres the download link for the Angry Marines Codex, do yourself a favor and read it, I especially love the Predator Angrinators

http://www.mediafire.com/?b401gemm8j1

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Please read the third entry of this page

[Psyker Landshark]

ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

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I've seen games where Broadsides managed to rip a whole battalion of Space Marines apart. Broadsides have ridiculous range, around 72 inches (6 foot) and whereas Space Marines have a Weapons Range of about 6 inches (half a foot.) So by the time the Space Marines got within Weapons range, there were so few of them left, that they were torn apart by a squad of Fire Warriors in one attack.

Someone's not using metal boxes as mobile cover.

[Mattmanganon]

It was a no-tank match. but to be fair, with the right roll, a Broadside could blow up a Rhino in one shot anyway, a Predator in about 5 and a Land Raider in 7, and that's just 1, so with the 7 he had, chances are, he could use them to blow apart any tank in a few turns. Broadsides are fucking awesome, the problem is that they can't move.

[Psyker Landshark]

It was a no-tank match. but to be fair, with the right roll, a Broadside could blow up a Rhino in one shot anyway, a Predator in about 5 and a Land Raider in 7, and that's just 1, so with the 7 he had, chances are, he could use them to blow apart any tank in a few turns. Broadsides are fucking awesome, the problem is that they can't move.

This is why I hate the Space Communists. With close combat armies like the ones I run, the only way for me to win would be to charge in with an extra armor Land Raider while Deep Striking drop pods, and half my army basically gets wasted before they get in rape range.

[Specter189]

It was a no-tank match. but to be fair, with the right roll, a Broadside could blow up a Rhino in one shot anyway, a Predator in about 5 and a Land Raider in 7, and that's just 1, so with the 7 he had, chances are, he could use them to blow apart any tank in a few turns. Broadsides are fucking awesome, the problem is that they can't move.

Thats why Predator Angrinators make the Tau shit their pants, they can literally fire a squad directly onto The Brodsides, and with the auxillaries on the sides, it adds four more angry Marines, per auxillary

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PLUS, Combined with the Staff of Unmitigated Fury towards Space Furries, Weeaboos, and Spess Elves

Base Angry Marine Squad > Tau, Slaanesh, Dark Eldar, and Eldar

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Needless to say,

DIBS ON AN ANGRY MARINE IN THE RP

[Mattmanganon]

Angry Marines aren't a real faction, no dice.

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Well... things seem to be alright with the Landlord... he seemed happy, but he had two women with him, one from the letting agency and his misses, he seemed happy, but those girls, fair play, he had a pair of harpies with him, every time i tried to bring up a complaint, those bitches immediately jumped on me like fucking wolves "the lights are a bit shoddy, they keep burning out the bulbs, i go through at least 3 new bulbs every week, i notified the Letting agency and-" immediately the woman from the agency jumps on me "WE HAVE RECEIVED NO SUCH COMPLAINT! WHO DID YOU TALK WITH? WHAT DID THEY SAY? WHEN DID YOU CALL THEM?" I decided against bringing up how the house is illegally wired up (which i registered a complaint about when i first moved in, i fear what the agent bitch would have done to me if i did that...) "WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T LIVE IN THE HOUSE WHILST IT'S WIRED UP LIKE THIS, YOU WILL HAVE TO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE UNTIL WE FIX THIS!!!" which i expect would have taken until the lease ran out, and i also expect i would have to pay them anyway.

Well, the important thing is that he seemed happy, i suspect he will renew my contract for about 6 months after which, he will kick me out, but that gives me time to find another place.