So, I've got a question

[Kagamine]

Simple. CG tells me it isn't him, it isn't him.

Looking at the evidence, I still won't believe it.

Real newbies just don't act this way.

Of course, it could've been an alt made by another spammer trying to get CG in more trouble, now that I think about it, but there's no way it was just a normal newbie. Had to be an alt. Someone's alt.

[Kyuki]

Now we just need Holmes to investigate the matter.

[Hank]

Looking at the evidence, I still won't believe it.

Real newbies just don't act this way.

Of course, it could've been an alt made by another spammer trying to get CG in more trouble, now that I think about it, but there's no way it was just a normal newbie. Had to be an alt. Someone's alt.

You'd think CG would know something about that. That shit doesn't happen unless it's planned from advance. CG was just as surprised as everyone else.

Also, he still didn't break any rules. Instead of spamming the damn thread to shit while it was still up like some people (lolguster), I read through most of the pages. He wasn't flaming, trolling, being mean to new members... and if Guru can prove it was someone's alt on a proxy, I'd like to hear it.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Now we just need Holmes to investigate the matter.

[Jorick]

You'd think CG would know something about that. That shit doesn't happen unless it's planned from advance. CG was just as surprised as everyone else.

Also, he still didn't break any rules. Instead of spamming the damn thread to shit while it was still up like some people (lolguster), I read through most of the pages. He wasn't flaming, trolling, being mean to new members... and if Guru can prove it was someone's alt on a proxy, I'd like to hear it.

Aside from ban evasion.

[Hank]

Aside from ban evasion.

If it was a banned Spammer. And I know it's not CG.

[Walker of Darkness]

You'd think CG would know something about that. That shit doesn't happen unless it's planned from advance. CG was just as surprised as everyone else.

Also, he still didn't break any rules. Instead of spamming the damn thread to shit while it was still up like some people (lolguster), I read through most of the pages. He wasn't flaming, trolling, being mean to new members... and if Guru can prove it was someone's alt on a proxy, I'd like to hear it.

Surprisingly, I'll be agreeing with Hank on this one. Cradle God, despite the insubstantial evidence of suspicion, had honestly broken no rules and may have had no connection to Code himself after all. I am awaiting confirmation of either his/her legitimacy as a member or as Code's alt to be put forward.

Code's confirmed alt, however broke most of said rules. No matter how entertaining the good man was, he needed to be put down.

[Rilla]

You honestly mean to tell me you believe that a newbie signed up with the same initials as Code Guru/Captain Gorilla, waltzed into spam immediately after registering, immediately defended CG, and then defended himself about not being an alt in the calmest way possible, when any normal newbie who'd never seen spam before would get butthurt and rage at the most playful of hazing, even after CG talked about his fancy proxies and shit? And Cradle God didn't even ragequit, or even calmly walk away?

Come on now.

Didn't get butthurt on the internet.

Must be an alt.

Obviously, RPG is the first place anyone goes on the internet to get their hazing.

[Jorick]

If it was a banned Spammer. And I know it's not CG.

I thought you were talking about CG himself, saying that he broke no rules. Thus my response.

I don't even know what happened in the thread because I missed it.

[Kagamine]

You'd think CG would know something about that. That shit doesn't happen unless it's planned from advance. CG was just as surprised as everyone else.

Also, he still didn't break any rules. Instead of spamming the damn thread to shit while it was still up like some people (lolguster), I read through most of the pages. He wasn't flaming, trolling, being mean to new members... and if Guru can prove it was someone's alt on a proxy, I'd like to hear it.

Are you kidding? I don't know about new members but he sure was trolling with his elitism and how he started off saying spam and everyone in it was shit, and then he proceeded to antagonize just about every member who bothered to respond to him.

He also sexually harassed me. I think that falls under "not Fonz cool".

And why would a fake alt, going by that theory, need to be planned? Couldn't anyone just sit back and say they wanted to get CG in even more trouble than he already was, as well as make him look like an idiot, and so they make what appears to be a painfully obvious alt by making a new account with his initials, and then going right into spam and start defending CG?

I don't see where planning has to be involved. Though if you believe CG so much that Cradle wasn't him then really this is the second-most-likely scenario, as I have already clearly outlined why I will never believe that was a real newbie.