Reply With QuoteYeah, oranges are weird. Have you heard their laughs? Gods it was an annoying laugh.
honestly this is my attempt at diffusing tension.
Yeah, oranges are weird. Have you heard their laughs? Gods it was an annoying laugh.
Shush. It's the lack of internetz I have. It posts my replies too slow.Originally Posted by Rainaa
no no no no, you can't just diffuse tension.
You got to snap them, dammit.
Lulz.
''Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.''
but. but. but.
oranges.
Fuck, I found more disturbing fruit. I have to share.
Buddha's Hand
FRUIT SHOULD NOT HAVE TENTACLES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Horned Melon/Kiwano
Oh fuck more alien fruit, it's like a sickening green pumpkin inside, what is even happening right now?
Monstera Deliciosa
That name sounds accurate, delicious monster. I mean look at thing, it's like a banana and corn fucked and birthed this thing. What the fuck.
Noni Fruit
More alien birthing pods, fuck me. Why do so many fruits look extraterrestrial? This is not okay.
Pitaya AKA Dragon Fruit
What in the ever loving fuck is this? Hot pink outside, white with black specks inside? If someone tried to feed this to me I would have to accuse them of trying to kill me because that thing looks fucking toxic.
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Guster, pass me the weed.
''Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.''
I love you for taking this important issue so seriously. Someone needs to tell fruits to stop being so fucking weird.Fuck, I found more disturbing fruit. I have to share.
Buddha's Hand
FRUIT SHOULD NOT HAVE TENTACLES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Horned Melon/Kiwano
Oh fuck more alien fruit, it's like a sickening green pumpkin inside, what is even happening right now?
Monstera Deliciosa
That name sounds accurate, delicious monster. I mean look at thing, it's like a banana and corn fucked and birthed this thing. What the fuck.
Noni Fruit
More alien birthing pods, fuck me. Why do so many fruits look extraterrestrial? This is not okay.
Pitaya AKA Dragon Fruit
What in the ever loving fuck is this? Hot pink outside, white with black specks inside? If someone tried to feed this to me I would have to accuse them of trying to kill me because that thing looks fucking toxic.
Hey, dragonfruit's nice and good. If you can't eat them, well, pity.
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