Reply With QuoteYeah, those also made a good makeshift mace.Originally Posted by Rainaa
Would you like a Durian?
Would you like a Durian?Fuck, I found more disturbing fruit. I have to share.
Buddha's Hand
FRUIT SHOULD NOT HAVE TENTACLES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Horned Melon/Kiwano
Oh fuck more alien fruit, it's like a sickening green pumpkin inside, what is even happening right now?
Monstera Deliciosa
That name sounds accurate, delicious monster. I mean look at thing, it's like a banana and corn fucked and birthed this thing. What the fuck.
Noni Fruit
More alien birthing pods, fuck me. Why do so many fruits look extraterrestrial? This is not okay.
Pitaya AKA Dragon Fruit
What in the ever loving fuck is this? Hot pink outside, white with black specks inside? If someone tried to feed this to me I would have to accuse them of trying to kill me because that thing looks fucking toxic.
''Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.''
Yeah, those also made a good makeshift mace.Would you like a Durian?
It's a very serious issue indeed. Fruits are getting all kinds of out of control, we need to stop them right now before they go too far.
Also I'm bored, that helps too.
Don't even start with me. Next you'll be telling me to eat that fucked up banana/corn hybrid or the alien pumpkin. Get away from me. D:
Oh no, you can't get one over on me. They look normal, but I know about their hideous smell. Get that shit out of here.
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What do they smell like?
''Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.''
Ass and nasty sweaty feet.
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Nah, I'm going to offer you some noni fruits, they're good for your skin. really No guarantee in taste or even if they're supposed to be eaten
Now you're just being ridiculous. Have you never seen a durian perfume? That shit cost a fortune.Oh no, you can't get one over on me. They look normal, but I know about their hideous smell. Get that shit out of here.
Arguable, but I can say that they smell strong enough that petrol/gas station put a sign that prohibits it in their vicinity.
No, keep the creepy fruits away from me, I hate you. D:<
And I don't care what other people say, I've smelled one of those things before. It's fucking rancid, no thanks.
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And they made a perfume of that?
-Vomits-
''Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.''
Well then, you want something less smelly... like this one:
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