Congratulations, Kadaeux & Lillian Thorne!

[Kestrel]

Now that not only the comrades have increased their influence, but even kadaeux has infiltrated our staff of moderation, it is with great dread and a greater sadness that I announce our last hopes are fleeting. Where once was a future for our children, I now stare at naught but a dark abyss. Crops shall burn, cattle shall be slaughtered and the rivers will run red with blood. Rains of fire shall descend upon the guild and historians will mark this event as the end of an era and the beginning... Of the apocalypse.

Godspeed, to all of you.

[Grif of Hearts]

I saw Lillian coming from a mile off. I can't imagine a better choice for Moderator. I've had less experience with Kadaeux, although I believe that we've talked at least once before. Seems like an equally fine choice. I wish them both good luck and know they'll do a smashing job.

[Card VII]

Congratulations to you both, I called Kadaeux. You've earned your positions, I wish you the best of luck.

[love that panda]

Congrats to both of you! Lillian, we all knew you'd get it. Kadaeux, I don't really know who you are but I'm sure you'll both do great!

[Noel]

Congratulations to both for the moditude

[Whetfeather]

Congrats to both of you!

[GohanSSJ]

Congrats. New mods are what we need.

[Kadaeux]

Now that not only the comrades have increased their influence, but even kadaeux has infiltrated our staff of moderation, it is with great dread and a greater sadness that I announce our last hopes are fleeting. Where once was a future for our children, I now stare at naught but a dark abyss. Crops shall burn, cattle shall be slaughtered and the rivers will run red with blood. Rains of fire shall descend upon the guild and historians will mark this event as the end of an era and the beginning... Of the apocalypse.

Godspeed, to all of you.

Excuse me. There is still a future for your children. Just pray tell who ELSE did you think we'd conscript from under your noses to serve our armies.

"And in the end sons shall turn on their fathers with their voices raised in supplication to the God-Moderator-Kings of yore!"



Ignore the first panel for now






On an unrelated related note, I REALLY do have to get around to memorising that speech so I can actually use it in person one day.

[Kestrel]

I was assuming you'd raise them as undead. Seems like a thing you'd do.

[Kadaeux]

I was assuming you'd raise them as undead. Seems like a thing you'd do.

Sure. After i've worked them to death. No need to waste them while they still have a pulse after all. I may be an Evil Overlord but I do offer excellent medical and dental care to my employees. It helps maintain a somewhat personal loyalty in them.

Of course. My retirement program tends to be sudden and attached with increasing inability to complete the tasks set out.