Remember that one time I read My Immortal but never finished?

[Elendra]

I started over from the beginning in Skype this time.

It is good wholesome fun for everyone involved.

Except the trademark characters of the Harry Potter series, and all the things the author of the fanfiction enjoyed. Those are savagely raped.

For my own sake, I'll be writing down the voices I have for the characters

Ebony - Timid

Draco - Barney the Dinosaur

Dumbledore - Crotchity Old Man

Harry - Douchebag

Snape - Transvestite Royalty

...

I forget the others already

[guster746]

part 2. TOMORROW.

My body is ready.

[TP]

Oh God, I remember that whole shit a long time ago here. I actually made it about half way through, and just couldn't anymore.

[Jorick]

So fucking excited for it to continue. :D

[Sherlock Holmes]

God, this was so funny tonight.. XD

[Grif of Hearts]

I missed it.

And I was only half paying attention to the first time you read it.

Warn me next time. D:

[Scribz]

This book is so soft like bumblebees.

Let's not get violins now.

[Taaja Hart]

I kept telling myself "don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh," but I couldn't help it. Especially during the Count Chocula part.

[Scribz]

50 shades of grey totes ripped this off.

[Rilla]

I wish I had of known.