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01-07-2013 #1
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Just got a late Christmas gift.

It's a calendar. I think November might be my favorite so far.

"You can still love someone and be wrong for them..."
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01-07-2013 #2
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That is so awesome.

I'm literally jealous of you.

Jag har beslutat att aldrig starta ett orättvist krig, och aldrig avsluta ett rättvist krig utan att besegra mina fiender.
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01-07-2013 #3
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Nice.

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Originally Posted by Card VII

Please.

I exhale fifty times the normal amount of CO2, constantly vomit atomic waste into every natural water source I can find, and go farm raiding every Friday night where I char every single animal beyond recognition, and collect the ashes and ship it as pepper all over the world to be put on people's salads.

Originally Posted by Jorick

That makes for a horrifying yet arousing mental image. You may just have a shot after all.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Episode 1 of "Weird and oddly racist/inappropriate things people say."

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

I like you.

Originally Posted by Toellner

I fucking hate you,

you are the cancer that destroyed this site.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I love you more and more.

None of my past girlfriends knew how to cook to save their life.

By that I mean if they were on their own with a full-working stove, skillet and box of hamburger helper, they'd starve to death.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Dysco, I have always been a supportive lover, emotionally and physically. And by physically I mean if you skin your knee or something I'll, like, carry you or something. I don't know. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

xDyScOrDiAx

You wield the ability to manipulate the ever so shecksy, and mystical force of "Dat Ass". Its origins are a mystery, but most will agree it has been present seen the dawn of time, its considered one of the sexiest forces in the universe.

Usage:

Men all around you will fall to your feet and utter the phrase "Dat Ass"

You can absorb other "Dat Ass" energy, to increase your own "Dat Ass"

Gives you immortality, eternal youth, and eternal sex appeal

Once mastered, you can even woo gods, to give you free stuff and shit

Your ass will look mighty fine...like nothin ever seen before

Limitations:

Men of Homosexuality, are immune to your "Dat Ass"

Weakness:

Mastering this power can take time and alot of focus. One must be truly devoted to uncover its secrets.

Originally Posted by Foxes

The scars of your love they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL

Originally Posted by Bela

xD No they were talking about similarities between the real Hunger Games arena (with the exception of the 74th/75th) and her vagina.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Every time you post.

I think I fall a little more in love with you.

And then my heart breaks a little bit.
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01-07-2013 #4
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This is the greatest calender ever made.

Even better than the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition.

Though.. Just barely.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-07-2013 #5
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Originally Posted by guster746

This is the greatest calender ever made.

Even better than the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition.

Though.. Just barely.

I'm finding out about all of your fetishes today.

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
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Originally Posted by Christiefries

I'm finding out about all of your fetishes today.

Kittens in erotic poses.

And numbers.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-07-2013 #7
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Originally Posted by guster746

Kittens in erotic poses.

And numbers.

And cheese.

And men in french maid outfits.

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
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01-07-2013 #8
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Originally Posted by Christiefries

And cheese.

And men in french maid outfits.

You're making me blush.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

50 Shades of Cheese
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