"Because I learned something when I got my body back Quirrell. I learned that life is... well it's messy and complicated and you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just...it just...it just makes them dead, and when everyone else is dead, you're all alone."-Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical played by Joe Walker.
"Oh. Ok. I escaped, then. Brilliant. I love it when I do that. [Checks legs] Legs, yes. [Checks neck] Bowtie...cool. [Checks head. Disappointed] I can buy a fez." The Doctor in Doctor Who by Matt Smith
"Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of "Torchwood"?" Jack Harkness in Torchwood by John Barrowman
"That's what I love about Torchwood. By day, you're chasing the scum of the universe, come midnight you're the wedding fairy." Ianto Jones in Torchwood by Gareth David-Lloyd
"If you're lying to me, I will find you and I will sssssskin you." Moriarty in Sherlock (BBC) by Andrew Scott
"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research." Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock (BBC) by Benedict Cumberbatch