My name is Calvin, and I am the captain for a brand new cruise ship known as the "Bullyton"! Now you, being a sexy hunk of meat, might be wondering what the Bullyton might even be. It is a cruise ship, where special people like YOU get to go to have fun!... for a cost that is...
But don't you worry about a thing! You can enjoy our wonderful pool, buffet, casino and fabulous bedrooms with a newly added coupon! If you bring this brochure to the shortly departing cruise ship by 9:00 tonight, the cost will go down from $500,000, to only 50 Dollars! Cowabunga dude!!... if you don't bring this coupon back though, we'll crack your head open with a bat. AH SNAP SON, Better get that shit in right away, we have your address! So come on down and grab your room keys, we're goin' on a boat!... or else, you know, the bat to the head and stuff...
Upon the open sea is where I belong!
Plus a girl like me can't turn down anything that has a buffet. Count me in!
⇜ I f_ B y_ C h a n c e_ Y o u_ E v e r_ N e e d_ M e_ B a b y,_ Y o u _ K n o w _W h a t_ To _ S c r e a m ⇝
Originally Posted by Plaything
You're rather intimating I must say Captain.
Originally Posted by Sutternalt
I can't even... this is... I.
That is the most amazing ecstatic-grin-producing thing I have ever seen, and if we ever meet in real life I will do my best to give you one of those spinning-around off-the-floor hugs of glee because you so deserve it.
Originally Posted by Raddum
Cod damn it.
Your the sealiest person I've met on this forum, Cap'n.