#Cut4Bieber

[Clirkus]

aMARIK brought it up.

[Herzinth]

You actually can’t run from bears. They can reach speeds up to 30 mph. If anything, you need to make as much noise and make yourself look as big as possible. They have bad eye sight, and if they think you’re a stronger beast than it, it’ll run away. If a bear does happen to charge at you, stand your ground. Nine times out of ten the bear will play chicken with you and veer off to the side. If it does start attacking, then you just need to roll up into a ball and prey he only bats you around a little.

Doesn't change the fact that if there's more than one of you, you just need to run faster than the other guy.

[Hank]

Black bear attack: Make noise, fight back.
Grizzly bear attack: Play dead and hope it goes away.
Polar bear attack: Die, nobody survives a polar bear attack unarmed.

It's a good thing I don't know anything about bears. They don't live here in continental Europe. Funny how the deadliest creature I can think of that lives here outside of a zoo is a bull.

But bulls will fuck you up.

[KnightShade]

It's a good thing I don't know anything about bears. They don't live here in continental Europe. Funny how the deadliest creature I can think of that lives here outside of a zoo is a bull.

But bulls will fuck you up.

I watched a nature program once that said the most dangerous animal in Britain is the wild boar, basically we've exterminated everything dangerous but oversized pigs. It seems a little sad to me really

[Clirkus]

I watched a nature program once that said the most dangerous animal in Britain is the wild boar, basically we've exterminated everything dangerous but oversized pigs. It seems a little sad to me really

Pigs kill more people than sharks do every year.

[Hellis]

Boars are worse then bears. More agressive then big lions. Gather in herds. Become hordes. DO NOT FUCK WITH A BOAR.

Also we get bear, wolfs and boar here, up north there are Wolverines.
Wolverins and wolfs do not pose a threat to anything short of livestock.

Bears have attacked humans. Like 2 times a year. Boar will fuck you up.

[Clirkus]

We've been having otter and coon attacks up here.

[KnightShade]

Pigs kill more people than sharks do every year.

As do toasters, scuba diving and falling aircrafts. You're more likely to win a nobel prize, academy award or the lottery than even be attacked by a shark.

[Herzinth]

Where I live, the dangers are bears and cougars and copious amounts of weed

[Clirkus]

As do toasters, scuba diving and falling aircrafts. You're more likely to win a nobel prize, academy award or the lottery than even be attacked by a shark.

Or be struck by lightning, or have your house flattened by a meteor. Especially if you live in Minnesota, hundreds of miles away from the ocean.