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Thread: Sovoy's Patented Skank-Puller: An Alcoholic Drink for Manwhores

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    Lurk So Hard Sovoy's Avatar
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    Sovoy's Patented Skank-Puller: An Alcoholic Drink for Manwhores

    Ingredients:
    Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
    Captain Morgan Rum
    Ginger Ale
    Ice

    Instructions:
    Pour one measure of Chambord and one measure of Captain Morgan into a half cup of ice in front of a moderately attractive girl. Top off with Ginger Ale. Get laid.

    Until next time.

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    ..

    I like you.

    made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

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    Lurk So Hard Sovoy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellis View Post
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    I like you.
    You're a finer chap than I.

    But seriously guys, try this. It's expensive but it's sophisticated liquid candy that melted my man-panties when I tried it.

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    I'll have to take some from my personal stores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovoy View Post
    Ingredients:
    Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
    Captain Morgan Rum
    Ginger Ale
    Ice

    Instructions:
    Pour one measure of Chambord and one measure of Captain Morgan into a half cup of ice in front of a moderately attractive girl. Top off with Ginger Ale. Get laid.

    Until next time.
    Read this ^ then looked at your sig. It seemed to fit quite well.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥ View Post
    Read this ^ then looked at your sig. It seemed to fit quite well.
    That the super racist slave owner from Django.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hank View Post
    Ace is the best storyteller I've ever met in my entire life. Come listen.



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    I believe a trip to the store is in order.

    By the ever talented Lillian Thorne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ View Post
    That the super racist slave owner from Django.
    Super racist slave owners are known for being classy motherfuckers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Super racist slave owners are known for being classy motherfuckers.
    This. Southern Gents had the classy clothes.

    made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ View Post
    That the super racist slave owner from Django.
    If I were a slave, I'd be honored to have DiCaprio bang me and make mulatto babies.




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