Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 38

Thread: Guys... I think my grandparents are having sex in the room above me.

  1. #1
    I aim to misbehave. guster746's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Out of the Box
    Posts
    1,345

    Guys... I think my grandparents are having sex in the room above me.

    All I hear is the rhythmic bouncing of a mattress.

    I'm scared.


    #Glitter

  2. #2
    The Lop-Eared Urchin Herzinth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    With A Cactus
    Posts
    13,515
    They're actually performing CPR because of heart failure.

    Glory Fades
    80



  3. #3
    Lurk So Hard Sovoy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Posts
    289
    Quote Originally Posted by guster746 View Post
    All I hear is the rhythmic bouncing of a mattress.

    I'm scared.
    Quote Originally Posted by Herzinth View Post
    They're actually performing CPR because of heart failure.
    Can we take a vote on which one is more horrifying?

  4. #4
    Lady of the Lake Squee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    In the attic.
    Posts
    16,061
    They are human, too.



    Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
    Proof that I am the AntiChrist
    Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
    Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!

  5. #5
    Spaminatrix Esper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    4,677
    Grow up and accept that somehow your parents made into this world and for some God forsaken reason spawned you.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


  6. #6
    The Lop-Eared Urchin Herzinth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    With A Cactus
    Posts
    13,515
    Quote Originally Posted by guster746 View Post
    All I hear is the rhythmic bouncing of a mattress.

    I'm scared.
    Quote Originally Posted by Herzinth View Post
    They're actually performing CPR because of heart failure.
    Also, I should probably point out that one proceeded the other.

    Glory Fades
    80



  7. #7
    Misstah J PrimezTime's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Arkham
    Posts
    17,022
    Quote Originally Posted by Squee View Post
    They are human, too.
    I keep thinking you are DarkKeny.

    Poor Keny.



  8. #8
    I aim to misbehave. guster746's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Out of the Box
    Posts
    1,345
    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    Grow up and accept that somehow your parents made into this world and for some God forsaken reason spawned you.
    Actually my mom was adopted.
    So I don't have to face that reality.


    #Glitter

  9. #9
    Spaminatrix Esper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    4,677
    Quote Originally Posted by guster746 View Post
    Actually my mom was adopted.
    So I don't have to face that reality.
    And you're still a fuckwit. Good to know.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


  10. #10
    Diamonds Azarthes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    East Bay, CA.
    Posts
    24,981
    They're banging +300

    CPR +200

    Let's just go from there, place bets here.
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
    Never, you say?



Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •