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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    And you're still a fuckwit. Good to know.
    Alright, I get that they have sex.
    But right above me?
    And its been like 30 minutes I feel like.

    Jeeze.


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    Quote Originally Posted by guster746 View Post
    Alright, I get that they have sex.
    But right above me?
    And its been like 30 minutes I feel like.

    Jeeze.
    Your grandfather has lots of stamina. You should be happy that he can make his wife happy even in his old age. Stop being all childish and grossed out, be proud of the old man damn it.


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    Guys.
    Old people butt touching.
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
    Never, you say?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Azarthes View Post
    Guys.
    Old people butt touching.
    oh god.


    lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Your grandfather has lots of stamina. You should be happy that he can make his wife happy even in his old age. Stop being all childish and grossed out, be proud of the old man damn it.
    He might even ask for a few pointers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    He might even ask for a few pointers.
    Now we'er crossing some boundaries.


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    One of these days, your little man just isn't going to wake up anymore and you'll think, "Gee. I wish I have my granddad's luck."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Squee View Post
    One of these day's, your boy's thingy just isn't going to wake up anymore and you'll think, "Gee. I wish I have my granddad's luck."
    ftfy


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    Quote Originally Posted by guster746 View Post
    Now we'er crossing some boundaries.
    Says the man who posted a thread about old people sex.

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    Run up there and bust their door down, then yell something about thinking one of them died.

    Don't ask questions, just do it.

    It'll be funny.


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