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    I speak 6 Languages!

    English, German, Gaelic, Profanity, Sarcasm, and REAL SHIT. And I have special occasions for them all.

    English... Talking to the guy at the gas station, though he probably barely understands it.
    German... When I IM with some of my German friends
    Gaelic... When I'm at home and my grandmother is too lazy to speak English for the day
    Profanity... when that bitch just stole my shit!
    Sarcasm... when I think my mother's dress looks absolutely amazing on her.
    REAL SHIT... When I decide I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
    "I shut my eyes in order to see. We work in the dark, we give what we have.
    Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task.
    The rest is the madness of art."
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    Why learn all of these languages when you can just scream USA?
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azarthes View Post
    Why learn all of these languages when you can just scream USA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azarthes View Post
    Why learn all of these languages when you can just scream USA?
    Might be because I don't have the brain of a overly pumped up meat head. Just a thought.

    "I shut my eyes in order to see. We work in the dark, we give what we have.
    Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task.
    The rest is the madness of art."
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    You actually speak 12.

    There's the drunk version of all those languages because they sure as hell aren't the same as the sober ones.

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    Guru, the more I read threads you make the more I imagine you as a preteen girl on social networking sites.

    stahp D:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Guru View Post
    Might be because I don't have the brain of a overly pumped up meat head. Just a thought.

    USA
    USA
    USA
    USA
    USA
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kangaroo View Post
    You actually speak 12.

    There's the drunk version of all those languages because they sure as hell aren't the same as the sober ones.
    Nah, my drunk version is just a mix of Profanity, Gaelic, and a hint of sarcasm throughout. Well mixed.

    "I shut my eyes in order to see. We work in the dark, we give what we have.
    Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task.
    The rest is the madness of art."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Guru, the more I read threads you make the more I imagine you as a preteen girl on social networking sites.

    stahp D:
    This isn't a social networking site for preteen girls? Well I'm in the wrong fucking place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Guru, the more I read threads you make the more I imagine you as a preteen girl on social networking sites.

    stahp D:
    Only on RpG would you not get banned for making a comment like this to a mod lol.
    Lets go try it on Gaia just for the lulz.

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