That moment

[Squee]

This thread did sorta turn into something I didn't' want it to, though.. Weird.

[Kangaroo]

Celibacy makes me giggle.

I reckon.

Such a stupid concept.

I'm at work. I do not have the gif to respond to this.

You're also on the Guild.

PG-13 please.

[PrimezTime]

Celibacy makes me giggle.

Every thing up until actually sticking the nob into the crev is fair game. The only trick is stopping yourself from getting that far.

[Hellis]

I reckon.

Such a stupid concept.


You're also on the Guild.

PG-13 please.

Lol. I had no dirty intentions. I think?

[Noxious]

It's me. I fuck threads up. BUT I was being entirely serious in my first post. I am really nice to people I dont know. Being southern and working in the service industry made me a master at the "fuck you" smile (that's what my people call it). I'm on an iPhone or I would have better grouped my responses.

And I'm drunk. Wakes are kind of a shit show.

[Sophistikit]

Hey, hey, "do you want to know why I smile all the time? ...'cause it's worth it." - Marcel the Shell.

But really, it took me a long time to learn that one of the more positive aspects/options we have in life is our generosity. If we share something, something that costs us nothing, like a smile, and the person doesn't return the favor I'm the dick that walks away whistling and imagining how fuckin' shitty that persons life is that they can't even accept such a small token of humanity. Then I picture them going home all alone and unwrapping their freezer burned microwave dinner while they talk to their miserable declawed house cat. Then they get in the tub and cry a little while running that razor across their skin. I think all that and keep whistling and smiling because fuck them, I don't have no nasty cat and I own a gun to commit suicide. Like a normal fucking person.

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

[Christiefries]

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

Even more beautiful than what is currently in your sig? legasp

[Squee]

It's me. I fuck threads up. BUT I was being entirely serious in my first post. I am really nice to people I dont know. Being southern and working in the service industry made me a master at the "fuck you" smile (that's what my people call it). I'm on an iPhone or I would have better grouped my responses.

I hear you about the South thing.
Before I transferred colleges, if I held the door open for someone, they would look at me like I was retarded. I was even chewed out my a professor for calling him, 'Sir'..

And I also believe that everyone should work for the public because that teaches you a lot. Phew.

I'm tired.

[guster746]

Every thing up until actually sticking the nob into the crev is fair game. The only trick is stopping yourself from getting that far.

impossible

[Hellis]

It's me. I fuck threads up. BUT I was being entirely serious in my first post. I am really nice to people I dont know. Being southern and working in the service industry made me a master at the "fuck you" smile (that's what my people call it). I'm on an iPhone or I would have better grouped my responses.

And I'm drunk. Wakes are kind of a shit show.

They truelly are.