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01-08-2013 #21
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Eventually flying gets boring when you've done it as much as I have.

Been from Oakland to Seattle and back too many times to count.
Mexico. New York. Wisconsin. London twice. Paris. 5 cities in India.

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The man who claims to rule and teach
Is only master for the rich
And anyway succumbs
To the laws of nature in the end
-The Foreshadowing

Slow decay and rest
As we're running fast,
And the mighty ones are nothing
But the last ones.
-The Foreshadowing

If you give the world a chance
It will beat you down to your knees.
If you try to fight it back
It will beat you again and again.
-Vildhjarta

Everything is a weapon if you hold it right.
-Dead or Alive 5 OST

Just a few facts that I thought you should know...
Life increases your chances of dying,
so why are you trying at all?
On a walk in the summer sun you're more likely to be in a homocide,
not to mention the cancer you'll get and the light waves frying your eyes.

As you're breathing this air,
you're increasing your chances of getting diseased,
so retreat in your house with your spouse,
the one person most likely to kill you.
Imagine a leaf as it falls to the ground
whining about an obstruction on the way down,
curling itself to shield from the wind so hopelessly.
-Cire

Life is a lesson
You learn it when it's over
-Limp Bizkit

[Important Quotes You Must Memorize]

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

HONEY BOO BOO IS MY FUCKING SPIRIT ANIMAL

Originally Posted by Stalker

Originally Posted by Asuras

NO SANE HUMAN DEALS OUT RASPBERRIES. THEY MUST BE LACED WITH SOMETHING.

Laced with love.

Originally Posted by Valeric

Originally Posted by Asuras

Let's discuss how we're all going to kick each other's asses.

I'll use my leg.
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01-08-2013 #22
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Originally Posted by Asuras

Eventually flying gets boring when you've done it as much as I have.

Been from Oakland to Seattle and back too many times to count.
Mexico. New York. Wisconsin. London twice. Paris. 5 cities in India.

I fly a good amount because my dad gets crazy miles from his work so it's all free anyways.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-08-2013 #23
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You have no idea what crazy miles are when compared to my dad.

Avatar and signature by me.

The man who claims to rule and teach
Is only master for the rich
And anyway succumbs
To the laws of nature in the end
-The Foreshadowing

Slow decay and rest
As we're running fast,
And the mighty ones are nothing
But the last ones.
-The Foreshadowing

If you give the world a chance
It will beat you down to your knees.
If you try to fight it back
It will beat you again and again.
-Vildhjarta

Everything is a weapon if you hold it right.
-Dead or Alive 5 OST

Just a few facts that I thought you should know...
Life increases your chances of dying,
so why are you trying at all?
On a walk in the summer sun you're more likely to be in a homocide,
not to mention the cancer you'll get and the light waves frying your eyes.

As you're breathing this air,
you're increasing your chances of getting diseased,
so retreat in your house with your spouse,
the one person most likely to kill you.
Imagine a leaf as it falls to the ground
whining about an obstruction on the way down,
curling itself to shield from the wind so hopelessly.
-Cire

Life is a lesson
You learn it when it's over
-Limp Bizkit

[Important Quotes You Must Memorize]

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

HONEY BOO BOO IS MY FUCKING SPIRIT ANIMAL

Originally Posted by Stalker

Originally Posted by Asuras

NO SANE HUMAN DEALS OUT RASPBERRIES. THEY MUST BE LACED WITH SOMETHING.

Laced with love.

Originally Posted by Valeric

Originally Posted by Asuras

Let's discuss how we're all going to kick each other's asses.

I'll use my leg.
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01-08-2013 #24
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My thing is ain't nobody got money for that!

Well, I don't.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

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01-08-2013 #25
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Originally Posted by Asuras

You have no idea what crazy miles are when compared to my dad.

Lol my dad flies at least twice a week. Sometimes more.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-08-2013 #26
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OMG my dad better den ur dad lol

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01-08-2013 #27
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I'm scared of flying, but I want to get over that fear. I'm going to have to if I want to visit Scotland.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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01-08-2013 #28

KnightShade

With a K

I'm Luke. I'm five.
And my Dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his JCB.

The Old Gods of Bravia: Feast of Flame

Originally Posted by Herzinth

Oh my god the fridge logic. I- what- it's like getting a ten-year old to explain Nietzsche to you. It makes no sense but it's so beautiful.

Originally Posted by Jilted Yellow

I've only read the first few sentences of your post, Knightshade, and I am freaking out. FREAKING OUT.

ETA: WTF?!?!?! Still reading....

Originally Posted by Noxious

I also enjoy KnightShade because he takes the little box you want to think in and kicks your box. "fuck your box" he says.

Originally Posted by Closetmonster

I dub KnightShade as Expert Button Pusher. Only given to those who, in the line of duty to a fabulous RP, drop a cup of tea on the Prince changed Mouse's head during an important party and say, "oops!" just to see how the world will react when the main character is squished by Earl Grey.

Originally Posted by custocustodum VMs

OK so I just discovered this sentence and I've decided that Hellis is positively obliged to love you more.

Originally Posted by Fish Of Oblivion

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART KS

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Hypno

Originally Posted by Hellis

KS, you are wonderful, OK? Ok. That really offbeat and seemingly eccentric personality of yours is really uplifting. I do love your RP style as you tend to think outside the box. Your way of picking up the subtle cues that make for excellent entertainment in many of the topics you join aswell. You have my respect as a GM that is proud to have onboard on of my RP’s.
:3

Originally Posted by Lillian Thorne

And for all those events you will be forever adored.

Originally Posted by Rainaa

I bleed KnightShade's load.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I'm not sure if I should cautiously laugh or cry because that was somehow not what I expected.

Originally Posted by Goldmarble

I don't care about anything else in this thread.

I fucking lost it.

Good job sir. Good job.

Originally Posted by Clirkus VMs

I do not understand you.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Rarely do I heart a guy on here, but, <3

Also, Frollo is and always will be the superior set.

Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite

This is beautiful. This is beautiful, and I love you.

Gouranga

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01-08-2013 #29

guster746

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Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

OMG my dad better den ur dad lol

Damn straight son.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-08-2013 #30

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Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

OMG my dad better den ur dad lol

I'm more southern than you!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

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