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01-07-2013 #1
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sorry for that last thread

here's a picture of my dog hugging me to sleep.

as goes the second amendment, so go the rest
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01-07-2013 #2
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Adorable. <3

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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01-07-2013 #3

Christiefries

Absit invidia.

Aw, that's freakin adorable. :3

Who took the picture?

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."

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01-07-2013 #4

♥Cordi♥

Sweetest Addiction

Originally Posted by mdk

here's a picture of my dog hugging me to sleep.

Daww

Sig by the loverly Bela

Cordi's Writing Desk (Partner Search)

Originally Posted by Card VII

Please.

I exhale fifty times the normal amount of CO2, constantly vomit atomic waste into every natural water source I can find, and go farm raiding every Friday night where I char every single animal beyond recognition, and collect the ashes and ship it as pepper all over the world to be put on people's salads.

Originally Posted by Jorick

That makes for a horrifying yet arousing mental image. You may just have a shot after all.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Episode 1 of "Weird and oddly racist/inappropriate things people say."

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

I like you.

Originally Posted by Toellner

I fucking hate you,

you are the cancer that destroyed this site.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I love you more and more.

None of my past girlfriends knew how to cook to save their life.

By that I mean if they were on their own with a full-working stove, skillet and box of hamburger helper, they'd starve to death.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Dysco, I have always been a supportive lover, emotionally and physically. And by physically I mean if you skin your knee or something I'll, like, carry you or something. I don't know. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

xDyScOrDiAx

You wield the ability to manipulate the ever so shecksy, and mystical force of "Dat Ass". Its origins are a mystery, but most will agree it has been present seen the dawn of time, its considered one of the sexiest forces in the universe.

Usage:

Men all around you will fall to your feet and utter the phrase "Dat Ass"

You can absorb other "Dat Ass" energy, to increase your own "Dat Ass"

Gives you immortality, eternal youth, and eternal sex appeal

Once mastered, you can even woo gods, to give you free stuff and shit

Your ass will look mighty fine...like nothin ever seen before

Limitations:

Men of Homosexuality, are immune to your "Dat Ass"

Weakness:

Mastering this power can take time and alot of focus. One must be truly devoted to uncover its secrets.

Originally Posted by Foxes

The scars of your love they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL

Originally Posted by Bela

xD No they were talking about similarities between the real Hunger Games arena (with the exception of the 74th/75th) and her vagina.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Every time you post.

I think I fall a little more in love with you.

And then my heart breaks a little bit.

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01-07-2013 #5

mdk

Duke of New York, A-1

Originally Posted by Christiefries

Aw, that's freakin adorable. :3

Who took the picture?

My hot girlfriend.

Just kidding, I took it. iPhone 4s ftfw

as goes the second amendment, so go the rest

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01-07-2013 #6

Christiefries

Absit invidia.

Originally Posted by mdk

My hot girlfriend.

Just kidding, I took it. iPhone 4s ftfw

...I was about to say xD

Awkwaaaard

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."

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01-07-2013 #7

SebasChan

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So sweet. :3 I've always said that everyone needs a dog, and that I can't always understand how people live without them.

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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01-07-2013 #8

Guru

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Hm. That is what is missing in my life. I need a dog. Kyuki! Get me a dog!

"I shut my eyes in order to see. We work in the dark, we give what we have.
Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art."
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01-07-2013 #9

FlowerGirl

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I wish I had a dog sometimes. Maybe when I don't live in a tiny apartment...

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01-07-2013 #10

Kyuki

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Originally Posted by Guru

Hm. That is what is missing in my life. I need a dog. Kyuki! Get me a dog!

Aye, stop yer shouting.

Meet your new dog.