I can't remember where I saw this as a video, it was like the guy about to take his pants off while he stared at boobs(still in a tshirt) then mom calls them to dinner and he looks across the table and his sister has on the same shirt. lol. I want to find the video! WHERE IS IT!? ELLIQUIY WOULD HAVE IT.
I saw that as a gif.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
Makes me think of that one user whose identity I'm not allowed to reveal that's male but everyone believes the story that they're female. Wait there's two of those. No, three. Three people. Guys pretending to be girls lawl.
Sophi, that was supposed to be a secret. God, I can't tell you anything, can I?
Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥
Originally Posted by The English
You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.
I wish for a spoon.
Originally Posted by Jorick
First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.
Originally Posted by VagrantRomani
Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...
Originally Posted by Hale
Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?
Originally Posted by Gryphon
Hmmm... Whats the catch?
I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.
Originally Posted by OlNoSoul
Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.
Good work.
Originally Posted by AwsonRew
I just ate my mouth.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.
Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.
Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.
Originally Posted by Scribz
Guys.
This site is amazing.
I just ordered 5 girlfriends.
Chea.
Originally Posted by Genghismike
Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD
Originally Posted by Whiskey
Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.
I puke rainbows every time I read Custo's posts. Noxxi is amazing. Hellis is a tank, and your vocab makes me want to gargle unicorn piss. I <3 you guys.
Originally Posted by GrievousKhan
Awesome...So to not get our spines ripped out we just need to never blink around Noxious's Charrie.
Originally Posted by Elemental River
Yes! I'm with Noxious, nothing cartoony, but bloody and awesome!
Originally Posted by Leonor
Noxious that is going to give me nightmares... But it was very well done
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
Originally Posted by The Australian
Where-ever is Noxious when you need her...
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Get out of the Nat threads Nox you ruin the innocence
Originally Posted by Rainaa
Fuck you for making this thread so dark.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Reported for oversexualization.
Originally Posted by TripMyHop
OVERSEXUALIZATION
IF I REPORT YOU THE MODS MIGHT SMILE UPON MY FAMILY.
Originally Posted by Foxes
That complements perfectly with my natural inclination to exploit emotionally vulnerable young women for sexual gain. We have the perfect fucked up relationship in the making.
Originally Posted by The Scotsman
Those were your boobs? Oh Lawdy, I lurv choo <3
Originally Posted by TP
I now know the best way to get into Nox's pants faster. Puppy chow and alcohol.
Originally Posted by Scribz
Wurd up gurl. Wurd the fuck up.
Originally Posted by Christiefries
Can't speak for yourself? Slap Nox's face on a logo, I guess she's your spokeswoman now. :3
Originally Posted by Jorick
You're racist.
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Okay I've been thinking this for a while now and I'm sure others have too. Why does the picture you use as an avatar look like it was taken precisely 7 seconds before a drunken party rape?
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Jesus Christ, It's like I'm getting bombarded with disgusting whore-ish avatars. It's like a big a flag as a tramp stamp "Don't insult me my self-esteem is mostly for show"
Originally Posted by Hellis
Noxxi is that person that you see, you kill and then you take the corpse, pose it weirdly and make it into a marble statue that makes you rich.
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
inb4 you get banned if someone does.
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Did you just post something cute? What did you do with Noxious?
monsters exist
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
genre of choice is macabre
if you have to choose between 2 evils
choose the one you've never tried before.
"Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as sea monkeys." Burroughs
don't be pretentious
it isn't classy
if you have read amory wars feel obligated to PM me.
I srsly want to add you and Bea. Idk if i'd add anyone else here, but you guys are on the level so you'd be cool to have. <3
What he means is that he wants to add me.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.
...
other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?
Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥
Dear Spam,
As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.