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01-10-2013 #11
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Oh, i'm sorry. I thought you were Egyptian! Heh, my bad. I'm still rather interested though.

I don't bite...I nibble.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥

Originally Posted by The English

You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.

I wish for a spoon.

Originally Posted by Jorick

First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.

Originally Posted by VagrantRomani

Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...

Originally Posted by Hale

Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Hmmm... Whats the catch?

I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.

Originally Posted by OlNoSoul

Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.

Good work.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

I just ate my mouth.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.

Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.

Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.

Originally Posted by Scribz

Guys.
This site is amazing.

I just ordered 5 girlfriends.

Chea.

Originally Posted by Genghismike

Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD

Originally Posted by Whiskey

Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

Life is full of surprises.

Some are pleasant.

Some are anal.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Guys.

This is Foster we are talking about.
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01-10-2013 #12
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You're quite right. I find that, typically speaking, five is the best number for an advanced RP; simply for the sake of keeping up with the characters.

- - - Updated - - -

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Oh, i'm sorry. I thought you were Egyptian! Heh, my bad. I'm still rather interested though.

Oh, him. No, that's my cousin, Ozymandias. He's the vain one.

"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you talk like a fuckin' god.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Reasons for winning;

British accents,
Shapeshifting abilities,
Not particularly picky,
All around awesome,
We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
There are two of us.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

You could be like Oz and charm me with his words.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you are now a Nord. No questions, simply accept it. You're basically the same, only this time you're slaying dragons with a bigger sword and then yelling at them for little reason.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

I'll bow down to Oz though. xD He's the god of all gods and charming.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Prolonged exposure to Oz is almost as fatal as it is to awesome.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Anyway. Ozymandias. Bed. Now. Wild sex.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

You just won the internet Congratulations :L

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz... dearest... everything you say is the purest form of magnificence.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades, regarding Ozy's new name

Solomon is the king of kings, as it states in his signature.

Originally Posted by Elena Landon

Ozy wins at everything

Originally Posted by Our Unfaithful Admin

You caught me.

Here is my primary forum: Furry Island RP Chats

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Jesus Christ, Squee.

That was cruel. Like, holy crap, that insult is probably the most hurtful thing you could have said. Fucking, Ozy. Do you need to cry? I bet you do, Squee was just being really mean. You walked off this fucking mini-van-fired-from-a-catapult-sized insult like a champ, but damn that must of struck deep. Don't worry, man, I'm here if you just need to cry.

Seriously Squee, why you gotta be so mean?

Originally Posted by Bela

ILuhUOz

Originally Posted by rpg101

Ozy, I think you may be the only spammer that manages to brighten my day, every day.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Oz...you just made me spill my coke.

You sir, are fuckin star!

Originally Posted by The Dripper

Wow Ozy, you say what I was trying to articulate with only three words, and still make it look better than what I said.

I love you, bro.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ozy, stop, you're making my ribs hurt from the laughter. D:

Originally Posted by Squee

Why must you make me love you so?

Originally Posted by Elendra

You've been on a roll with awesome recently, Ozy.

Originally Posted by The Australian

...

Ozy, you are a genius.
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01-10-2013 #13
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01-10-2013 #14
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Originally Posted by rawkhawk64

How many of you are there?

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you talk like a fuckin' god.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Reasons for winning;

British accents,
Shapeshifting abilities,
Not particularly picky,
All around awesome,
We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
There are two of us.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

You could be like Oz and charm me with his words.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you are now a Nord. No questions, simply accept it. You're basically the same, only this time you're slaying dragons with a bigger sword and then yelling at them for little reason.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

I'll bow down to Oz though. xD He's the god of all gods and charming.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Prolonged exposure to Oz is almost as fatal as it is to awesome.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Anyway. Ozymandias. Bed. Now. Wild sex.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

You just won the internet Congratulations :L

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz... dearest... everything you say is the purest form of magnificence.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades, regarding Ozy's new name

Solomon is the king of kings, as it states in his signature.

Originally Posted by Elena Landon

Ozy wins at everything

Originally Posted by Our Unfaithful Admin

You caught me.

Here is my primary forum: Furry Island RP Chats

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Jesus Christ, Squee.

That was cruel. Like, holy crap, that insult is probably the most hurtful thing you could have said. Fucking, Ozy. Do you need to cry? I bet you do, Squee was just being really mean. You walked off this fucking mini-van-fired-from-a-catapult-sized insult like a champ, but damn that must of struck deep. Don't worry, man, I'm here if you just need to cry.

Seriously Squee, why you gotta be so mean?

Originally Posted by Bela

ILuhUOz

Originally Posted by rpg101

Ozy, I think you may be the only spammer that manages to brighten my day, every day.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Oz...you just made me spill my coke.

You sir, are fuckin star!

Originally Posted by The Dripper

Wow Ozy, you say what I was trying to articulate with only three words, and still make it look better than what I said.

I love you, bro.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ozy, stop, you're making my ribs hurt from the laughter. D:

Originally Posted by Squee

Why must you make me love you so?

Originally Posted by Elendra

You've been on a roll with awesome recently, Ozy.

Originally Posted by The Australian

...

Ozy, you are a genius.
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01-10-2013 #15
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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

That made me laugh more than it should; into the flashbacks it goes! <3

I don't bite...I nibble.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥

Originally Posted by The English

You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.

I wish for a spoon.

Originally Posted by Jorick

First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.

Originally Posted by VagrantRomani

Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...

Originally Posted by Hale

Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Hmmm... Whats the catch?

I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.

Originally Posted by OlNoSoul

Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.

Good work.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

I just ate my mouth.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.

Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.

Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.

Originally Posted by Scribz

Guys.
This site is amazing.

I just ordered 5 girlfriends.

Chea.

Originally Posted by Genghismike

Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD

Originally Posted by Whiskey

Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

Life is full of surprises.

Some are pleasant.

Some are anal.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Guys.

This is Foster we are talking about.
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01-10-2013 #16
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You're so easily amused

"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you talk like a fuckin' god.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Reasons for winning;

British accents,
Shapeshifting abilities,
Not particularly picky,
All around awesome,
We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
There are two of us.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

You could be like Oz and charm me with his words.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you are now a Nord. No questions, simply accept it. You're basically the same, only this time you're slaying dragons with a bigger sword and then yelling at them for little reason.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

I'll bow down to Oz though. xD He's the god of all gods and charming.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Prolonged exposure to Oz is almost as fatal as it is to awesome.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Anyway. Ozymandias. Bed. Now. Wild sex.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

You just won the internet Congratulations :L

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz... dearest... everything you say is the purest form of magnificence.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades, regarding Ozy's new name

Solomon is the king of kings, as it states in his signature.

Originally Posted by Elena Landon

Ozy wins at everything

Originally Posted by Our Unfaithful Admin

You caught me.

Here is my primary forum: Furry Island RP Chats

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Jesus Christ, Squee.

That was cruel. Like, holy crap, that insult is probably the most hurtful thing you could have said. Fucking, Ozy. Do you need to cry? I bet you do, Squee was just being really mean. You walked off this fucking mini-van-fired-from-a-catapult-sized insult like a champ, but damn that must of struck deep. Don't worry, man, I'm here if you just need to cry.

Seriously Squee, why you gotta be so mean?

Originally Posted by Bela

ILuhUOz

Originally Posted by rpg101

Ozy, I think you may be the only spammer that manages to brighten my day, every day.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Oz...you just made me spill my coke.

You sir, are fuckin star!

Originally Posted by The Dripper

Wow Ozy, you say what I was trying to articulate with only three words, and still make it look better than what I said.

I love you, bro.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ozy, stop, you're making my ribs hurt from the laughter. D:

Originally Posted by Squee

Why must you make me love you so?

Originally Posted by Elendra

You've been on a roll with awesome recently, Ozy.

Originally Posted by The Australian

...

Ozy, you are a genius.
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01-10-2013 #17
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0.0.... It must be because of tiredness, but I seriously just had a brain freak out ...
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01-10-2013 #18
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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

Aaah.. I see now...
I guess...

Click here to visit rawkhawk64's Panorama of Let's Plays on YouTube!

Like Pokemon? Click here to visit my RP site where you can travel all the regions and become the Ultimate Champion!

Sig and avi pix made by the ever-talented and absolutely awesome-sauce Lillian Thorne!

Groups I'm in:

Spoiler

Let's Players of RPGuild (created by me!)
Gamers United
Pokemon Roleplays

93% of people play casual games in this new "casual crush". If you are one of the 7% that still play real games, copy and paste this into your signature.
90% of teenagers would die if myspace had a system failure. if you are part of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.

Go, on... click it! You know you want to...

Pokemon
Naruto
Advance Wars
Let's Playing
The Koopa Bros. (for some reason.)(Paper Mario FTW)
Mario series
Legend of Zelda series
Metroid series
Pretty much anything Nintendo
Writing Fanfics
Making Flash animations
Computer geek stuff!

RP's I'm a part of/run:

Spoiler

Pokemon: The Ultimate Journey (GM) | Int. Check | OOC | IC
Pokemon: It's our Destiny! | Int. Check | OOC | IC

RP's of a "Unique" Nature

Spoiler

Pokemon SoulSilver Random Nuzlocke LP RP | Int. Check | OOC
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01-10-2013 #19
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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're so easily amused

You love it.

Hawk, what kind of mercenaries were you thinking? I know this is a broad question but just to get a feel for it, what do you have in mind?

I don't bite...I nibble.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥

Originally Posted by The English

You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.

I wish for a spoon.

Originally Posted by Jorick

First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.

Originally Posted by VagrantRomani

Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...

Originally Posted by Hale

Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Hmmm... Whats the catch?

I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.

Originally Posted by OlNoSoul

Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.

Good work.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

I just ate my mouth.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.

Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.

Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.

Originally Posted by Scribz

Guys.
This site is amazing.

I just ordered 5 girlfriends.

Chea.

Originally Posted by Genghismike

Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD

Originally Posted by Whiskey

Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

Life is full of surprises.

Some are pleasant.

Some are anal.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Guys.

This is Foster we are talking about.
Reply With Quote