Reply With QuoteThat is absolutely terrible! I hope nothing ever shits on me. Or pisses on me.
*knocks on wood*
I heard once to remove gum from hair use peanut butter. Maybe that would've worked?
ewnotcanadaoraustraliaOriginally Posted by Freeze
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That is absolutely terrible! I hope nothing ever shits on me. Or pisses on me.
*knocks on wood*
I heard once to remove gum from hair use peanut butter. Maybe that would've worked?
That hypocrisy
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I mean IRL >_<
*sigh* America will always be that foreveralone country.
Also, it's too late now to try D:
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They probably just use body wash if anything at all. LOL
I was walking on the boardwalk with my friends and something hard clocked me on the top of the head.
I thought it was some schnook who threw something at me.
No, a seagull decided to drop his excretion on me. THERE WAS LIKE A JAZILLION PEOPLE ON THE BOARDWALK
I COULDN'T RINSE AND REPEAT ANYMORE
Like, who are you and why are you posting stupid stuff in spam.
lolwhoamigaiz?
Just kidding, that's awful.the feels I had a pidgeon poop on my head when I was like 7. My dad was like "oh that means good luck" even at 7 I knew he was full of shit.
There are a lot of seagulls at my school along with ravens, crows, and other things. Also nearby at a park there's a HUGE colony of vultures. So I am no stranger to people being pooped on by birds. Fortunately I never have but once in Spanish the pretty snobby girl who sat next to me walked in and I noticed there was bird shit on her shoulder and I was kind of like "Uh... You have a little something on your shoulder there..." She looked and when she saw the expression on her face... Priceless.
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A bird pooped in my mug during a field trip back when i was 8. Luckily it was before I had anything in the cup, so I avoiced drinking it. Bu I never forgave birdkind for that.
Also. The fucking seagulls here snatch food out of your hands trough divebombing.
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Seagulls...
Demons of the WalMart parking lot...
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