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01-09-2013 #1
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That HORRIBLE moment

When you are scrolling through tumblr trying to find pictures and among the posts of cute animals and children, you see a very happy naked guy just letting it all show.

I jumped back like ten feet.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

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01-09-2013 #2

KuroTenshi is online now

GenghisKuro

Fucking assholes tagging porn to unrelated topics. It's funny when it's things like One Direction and Twilight, but come on!

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.

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01-09-2013 #3

Herzinth

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The Lop-Eared Urchin

This is why I stopped watching TP on tumblr

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Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.

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01-09-2013 #4

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The nicest spammer

Originally Posted by Squee

When you are scrolling through tumblr trying to find pictures and among the posts of cute animals and children, you see a very happy naked guy just letting it all show.

I jumped back like ten feet.

I'm trying to see what's horrible here but I can't figure it out. D:

Was he ugly? :x

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.

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01-09-2013 #5

Freeze

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If it really startled you, then you haven't been on the Internet long enough.

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Normally I can get on at least once everyday and get a post in for every roleplay that I'm in at the least. I tend not to disappear unless I tell you... Monday-Friday, I'm usually on at 3:00 and from 7:00-1:00am EST, and on the weekends, I can be on at any time during the day. Sometimes I have a social life and go party or stay at a friends or whatever, so sometimes I don't post as much on the weekends

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01-09-2013 #6

Squee

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Lady of the Lake

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I'm trying to see what's horrible here but I can't figure it out. D:

Was he ugly? :x

Extremely.
And tiny, too.

Originally Posted by Freeze

If it really startled you, then you haven't been on the Internet long enough.

Sorry that I don't want to see a naked man when I'm looking at happy kittens.

..Who are you, btw?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Proof that I am the AntiChrist
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01-09-2013 #7

Herzinth

Herzinth is online now

The Lop-Eared Urchin

Originally Posted by Squee

Sorry that I don't want to see a naked man when I'm looking at happy kittens.

..Who are you, btw?

He's new to spam, but hasn't done anything stupid yet. Currently a neutral figure.

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Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.

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01-09-2013 #8

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I aim to misbehave.

Originally Posted by Freeze

If it really startled you, then you haven't been on the Internet long enough.

Noob speaks truth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Then I am running out of negative things to judge you on, at face value.

...

other than you being a noob, but that's a pisspoor metric to use.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Have I mentioned that I am starting to enjoy your presence?

Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

Dear Spam,

As the loving and caring family that we are it's time for our newest nooblette, Guster to have a time out. He's less than a week old and he's over 800 posts. He is spending far too much time perusing spam and posting nonsense. So much so, that he's single handedly bogging down the guild server. It's unnatural and it needs to be stopped.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ugh, Spam was so nice while you were gone. Go back to wherever you've been for the past few weeks.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

You got a tower for being so intensely disliked and, for want of a better term, "noobish", that the need was felt to specifically identify you from amongst the others of your kind. Well done.

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01-09-2013 #9

TripMyHop is offline

The nicest spammer

Originally Posted by Squee

Extremely.
And tiny, too.

Yuck

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.

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01-09-2013 #10

Freeze

Freeze is offline

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Oh, am I supposed to do something stupid?

Oh, and I'm new... Obviously. I got bored of spamming this other forum site

The original gangster

"All we want is to be set free. To live life and to make it special. To see the real beauty in ourselves and others. To know that when it all comes to an end, we somehow made a difference and brought light into the world."

Normally I can get on at least once everyday and get a post in for every roleplay that I'm in at the least. I tend not to disappear unless I tell you... Monday-Friday, I'm usually on at 3:00 and from 7:00-1:00am EST, and on the weekends, I can be on at any time during the day. Sometimes I have a social life and go party or stay at a friends or whatever, so sometimes I don't post as much on the weekends

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