Outlaw New Jersey.
You are made Emperor of the United States. What do you do to improve/protect the country?
Outlaw New Jersey.
Pulled into war to serve a vision;
That's supposed to last a thousand years.
Part of a machine;
Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.
'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts.' - Bertrand Russell
'We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist. ' - Queen Victoria.
'Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.' - Horace (Odes)
'O quam cito transit gloria mundi - How quickly the glory of the world passes away.' - Thomas à Kempis
'The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.' - Josef Mengele
'One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one' - Agatha Christie.
'Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.' - Voltaire
'I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies.' - Charles XII of Sweden
'I have no intention of shooting myself for that Bohemian corporal.' - Generalfeldmarschall Fredrich Paulus.
'History is a tangled skein that one may take up at any point, and break when one has unravelled enough.' - Henry Adams
'Es gibt keine verzweifelten Lagen, es gibt nur verzweifelte Menschen - There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.' - Generaloberst Heinz Guderian
'We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial—I believe we are lost.' - Erich Maria Remarque
'Only he is lost who gives himself up for lost.' - Oberst Hans-Ulrich Rudel
'In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.' - Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel
'Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.'
-The Charge of the Light Brigade (Alfred Tennyson)
'If any question why we died, tell them, 'Because our fathers lied.'' - Rudyard Kipling
I would probably require everyone to take a test that proves they aren't a complete idiot. If they don't pass.. BOOM. Dead.
With this cycle continuing on, future generations will be smarter and more inclined to do things to protect themselves as well as the standards of the country as a whole rather than be complete idiots in the system with a huge paycheck.
I would make public torture of criminals of more extreme crimes mandatory. These sessions would be broadcasted live across the nation.
Add me on skype and I might sing to you.
Hire smart people to help me solve major issues? Force all state government to receive national funds based on performance. Take the topic of evolution off of the school board's list of problems. Get the CIA to prank former presidents I didn't like. Other stuff...
Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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Methodically eliminate every possible government agency.
Force the backward states to get their shit together. Outlaw all existing religions: it shall be replaces with an emperor-worshipping religion. Stop de embargoing of Cuba. Compulsory IQ of +100. Ally with Germany if they ever got involved in another World War. Destroy North Korea.
1. Announce the biggest review of the political, economic & legal systems – citing the ‘current situation’ as proof that everyone has being doing everything wrong.
2. Public ‘purges’ in which every corrupt or exploitative figure (business/government or otherwise) is rounded up and given menial community work until they realise that being a dick is just not acceptable –that we are all people who have to live together.
3. Cease all aggressive foreign policies – and instead offer real genuine aid, with a focus on similar reforms taking place over the world.
4. Announce globally that the US is no longer a ‘country’ in the traditional means of the word – as being nationalist/patriotic means that you should love your race (humanity – not specific ethnicities) and not a patch of land you were randomly born on. Decree that any country who wishes to do the same will benefit from total and utter cooperation in every way. (No – not ‘peace & love’ – just sensible unprickishness)
5. Work out a system in which people don’t have to waste their entire lives working for someone else, making someone else money and being miserable because of it. A focus on community aid and helpfulness in which the work is spread – and average working hours are cut by over half.
6. So on and so forth until the world ISN’T a total shitwhole ruled by prats who are only looking out for themselves.
Not sure exactly how it’d be achieved – but at least it’s the right bloody direction for a change!
Launch all Nukes! Blow this planet to Kingdom come!
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