Name: Jack Emris (aka Crazy Jack, aka Old man Emris, aka Captain Jack sparrow, aka Peter)
Age: 54 (feels 32)
Appearance:
Personality: Crazy, bi-polar, schiztophrenic, dementia, pretty much out right insane... but actually quite knowledgeable and helpful.
History: Ol' Jack had so many different stories about his childhood that he can't even remember which one is the truth. The most popular story is of how he grew up in a vietnamese holding camp from his awol Navy father and his vietnamese pregnant mistress. His mother died giving birth so his father took care of him while serving on a naval carrier ship. Keeping him a secret by hiding the child under his bunk bed during drills. Feeding him MRE's.
One night the janitor saw the child and took him. On the next shoreleave the janitor awol'd on a nearby dock harbor, taking the child with him. Taking refuge in a nearby isolation camp for tribal natives. Living there for 6 years of his life before the camp got overrun by mongolian rebels. The janitor (aka Reginald Johnson) barely escaped with the child in hand. Realizing how much of a burden a seven year old child was, he made his way to the closest airport and dumped the child in the food court and left.
Jack wandered around the airport for several hours before an old senile woman mistook him for her grandson named Peter. Jack went with the old lady on the plane to her homeland of Britain and stayed with her until he was 18 (the actual peter was never found and most likely still in the airport). On "Peters" 18th birthday the lady baked him a cake made with de-icing salt and abraxo cleaner (she was senile) but never actually got to eat any since her 27 cats devoured it before the birthday song was over. Later that night the lady tripped on a dead cat and broke her neck. Jack inherited a large sum of money that he spent on a plane ticket to america. A house in the poconos, and a lifetime supply of Billy Blanks Tae Bo videos. Soon after he was approached by a man who claimed was his biological father. (The Navy seal) who lived with Jack until he died of malaria two years later. Teaching Jack how to shoot and live off the land. After collecting his fathers inheritance, he bought all the seasons of Bear Grylls and Mcguyver on dvd while he scanned ebay for world war 2 memoribillia. He's been living on inheritence money ever since, surviving on wendys and budweiser while hunting squirrels in his yard for their prized furs.
Equipment:
-Jack carries his trusty ol' .357 Revolver. He "claims" he got it as standard issue for when he served in the Vietnam war. 2 boxes of ammo
-he also carries a large Bowie knife that he named "David"
-he carries a small leather bag (don't call it a purse! He will bite you) that he fills with various items he finds when he goes scavenging.
-23 small plastic ziploc bags. And 14 large zip ties, Duct tape, roll of tin foil. 50ft of heavy test fishing wire.
-a necklace with a beer can tab of the last beer he drank before the zombie apocolypse.
-he will occasionally take his Shovel he named "Dorothy" it has exactly 43 rubber bands wrapped around the handle. He says it was for every zombie he killed with Dorothy.
-old leather bomber jacket, 1964 Aviator goggles, blue jeans (slightly torn) beige work boots, a black turtleneck sweater with the neck missing/cut out.
Skills:
-firearms training from his 14 year naval career (shooting cans and bottles in his back yard)
-knowledge of homemade explosives using household kitchen materials. (He needed to keep the cats away from his garbage cans)
-extensive mechanics training with older type vehicles. (He needed to pull his alternator out of his ford every night so nobody can steal his truck)
-very resourceful with any mundane objects, often making amazing things out of nothing. (Owns every episode of Mcguyver on dvd.... but has no dvd player...)
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