Why ME?

[Freeze]

I was walking on the boardwalk with my friends and something hard clocked me on the top of the head.

I thought it was some schnook who threw something at me.

No, a seagull decided to drop his excretion on me. THERE WAS LIKE A JAZILLION PEOPLE ON THE BOARDWALK


I COULDN'T RINSE AND REPEAT ANYMORE

[ActRaiser]

Why Mass Effect?! Why?!!
Oh, sorry. That's not what you meant.

[Herzinth]

This sounds like Victoria.
Is this Victoria?

[TripMyHop]

lol oh man! I saw that happen a few times to kids at lunch in HS. Sounds absolutely awful.

How hard was it to wash it out?

[Freeze]

No, this is Patrick.

Imagine trying to wash like a crunchy ball of glue and gum out of your hair.
Then multiply that by like 10.

[TripMyHop]

No, this is Patrick.

Imagine trying to wash like a crunchy ball of glue and gum out of your hair.
Then multiply that by like 10.

Yuck, I might just shave it off and start over. D:

[Herzinth]

No, this is Patrick.

Imagine trying to wash like a crunchy ball of glue and gum out of your hair.
Then multiply that by like 10.

I meant the city, but w.e

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Also, is your name actually Patrick, or are you referencing the spongebob sparta remix?

[TripMyHop]

For some reason I automatically thought of Atlantic City but I realize it could be anywhere. LOL

[KuroTenshi]

lol oh man! I saw that happen a few times to kids at lunch in HS. Sounds absolutely awful.

How hard was it to wash it out?

There were so many seagulls flying around over my school that whenever a giant flock of them took off, oh shit it was like Hitchcock's The Birds, everyone ran for cover screaming their heads off

[Freeze]

I was half tempted to.
WAIT A MINUTE... Do bald people shampoo?


...oh. lol. no it's not victoria.
AND YES I WAS REFERRING TO THE SPARTA REMIX

Actually I live in Florida