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    COME LOOK AT THE FREAKS DearJayne's Avatar
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    Trying SO Hard

    To block out the sound of my mom flirting with some random internet guy. Like, are you for real right now? My mom is Fifty six years old. This guy is Polyamorous and already has two wives. She literally "met" him yesterday, and already wanted to talk to me about becoming one big happy family.

    Do you want me to start calling him Daddy, too?

    Please someone tell me a story that makes ^that seem less...kalsfjpejfklael;l.
    It Demands Respect From You, And So You Follow It.



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    Sounds like my Mom.




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    COME LOOK AT THE FREAKS DearJayne's Avatar
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    D: You and me, bro. We'll just make a saferoom somewhere. For serious.
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    My dad dated a girl in college who was making plans for their marriage, how many babies they would have, where they would live, etc.

    Prior to agreeing to be in this relationship, he told he girl "I'm fine with being in this with you but if Tracey comes back to town, I'm going to marry her." The girl said okay.

    Tracey came back to town and is now my mom.

    xD

    life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DearJayne View Post
    D: You and me, bro. We'll just make a saferoom somewhere. For serious.
    Sounds like a plan.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taaja Hart View Post
    My dad dated a girl in college who was making plans for their marriage, how many babies they would have, where they would live, etc.

    Prior to agreeing to be in this relationship, he told he girl "I'm fine with being in this with you but if Tracey comes back to town, I'm going to marry her." The girl said okay.

    Tracey came back to town and is now my mom.

    xD

    life.
    That's really funny.




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    Because parents aren't people too.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    XD Nice. Well played.
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    āˈtipikəl Taaja Hart's Avatar
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    I only just learned that about my dad. I swear, every time he drives me to the train station I learn something new about their relationship, which I know very, very little about.


    "If Scribz had a vagina, it would be Taaj." -Smiral

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    My dad met this woman in Holland over the Internet and moved to live with her. Apparently, me asking him if she was a whore was inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soul Sam View Post
    My dad met this woman in Holland over the Internet and moved to live with her. Apparently, me asking him if she was a whore was inappropriate.
    Might have been to him. Some people take insults to be serious.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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