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01-11-2013 #1
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CHRISTIEFRIES!

I saw this on Facebook, and it made me think of you.

~ In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.~

Roleplays I'm involved in:

~I Am Not A Robot~

Scott Pilgrim:Precious Little Role-Play

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I feel like we should be friends now.

Originally Posted by BlueRose

Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.

Originally Posted by Rusalka

Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.

---------- Post added at 10:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:25 AM ----------

Twice.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
I'm screwed.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.

Originally Posted by Asuras

No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
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01-11-2013 #2
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Every time I see her name, I get a craving for french fries. SO HELP ME YOU WILL MAKE ME FAT

Originally Posted by Sophi, in regards to Hank

Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first.
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01-11-2013 #3
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All of the lols I give to you Rusa.

Need a clue?

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a darling.

....yep that's it
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01-11-2013 #4
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EW SPIDER.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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01-11-2013 #5
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Lawl xD

~ In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.~

Roleplays I'm involved in:

~I Am Not A Robot~

Scott Pilgrim:Precious Little Role-Play

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I feel like we should be friends now.

Originally Posted by BlueRose

Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.

Originally Posted by Rusalka

Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.

---------- Post added at 10:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:25 AM ----------

Twice.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
I'm screwed.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.

Originally Posted by Asuras

No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
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01-11-2013 #6
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“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
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01-12-2013 #7
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Pshhhhhhhhlawlllll

~ In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.~

Roleplays I'm involved in:

~I Am Not A Robot~

Scott Pilgrim:Precious Little Role-Play

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I feel like we should be friends now.

Originally Posted by BlueRose

Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.

Originally Posted by Rusalka

Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.

---------- Post added at 10:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:25 AM ----------

Twice.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
I'm screwed.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.

Originally Posted by Asuras

No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
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01-12-2013 #8
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Does this mean Christie's the new Nex? Great.

http://alphakoka.minitroopers.com

Credit to Harby the Australian Harbringer.

Clicky clicky

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.
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