How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Mechanical]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Duh.

[Rose Swan]

Over 9000.

[Christiefries]

42

[Kadaeux]

Depends on how much you blend the wood and woodchucks. If you can get it as a puree you could probably get a good amount in a catapult bucket.

[Sophistikit]

Depends on how much you blend the wood and woodchucks. If you can get it as a puree you could probably get a good amount in a catapult bucket.

I implore you, fix the title comma.

[Christiefries]

Can only fix the first post title, not the thread title. xP

[Kadaeux]

I however have.

[AwsonRew]

Like.... 90% of what I do in life is replace those two "chucks" with "sucks" for my lame joke. You wanna hear it? Didn't hear a 'no' fast enough

How much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck wood?
-Tons, because woodchucks are whores!

Thank you. Good night.

[Sophistikit]

I however have.

<3