As if Sonic wasn't bad enough.

[SlenderrMan]

So here's the general idea of what happens so you guys don't have to waste 10 minutes of your life:

1) Ships come and drop robots off in forest; then randomly fire missile at some trees.
2) Forest turns into city and ships float over city (how they got to the city in 2 seconds idk)
3) Sonic is known as Blue Blur, which when said fast, sounds retarded.
4) Robot interrogates guy, grabs him without touching him, and then gets killed by Baloobuhler.
5) We finally learn that Robotnik wants the future to belong to robots. O_O SURPRISE.
6) Some poor guy gets prepped for "roboticization" which, apparently, is a word.
7) Dr. Robotnik is actually a giant potato with a groucho marx disguise on a body.
8) Sonic sounds like a fucking wheezy douchebag who ate a carrot and choked on it while laughing and is still trying to talk.
9) Somehow, Baloobahler, who just saved an elite soldier team who were surrounded by a bunch of big Wall-E's and jet-wasps, is now being chased by more jet-wasps.
10) Baloobahler is now an "it," not a "he," and it is riding a missile cowgirl style up to one of Potato-Head's ships. He jumps off missile, and it blows up the ship.
11) Baloobahler did not even kill Potato-head, but is now in Green Hill Zone, and has NOW been recognized as Sonic.
12) Kuh-Nuckles comes in and makes a stupid, lame comment.
13) Potato-Head rules the world.

END. LAME.

[♠Ace♠]

Look guys, it's here.

See? Two r's, I wasn't joking.

[SlenderrMan]

What about me, now?

[The Shepherd]

If you think Sonic is bad NOW...